![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWk85bHJsbkt4LzA0eUY1eERhSzRxdzNZMCtwSmFFRU9kNnQ3NGdlck85SEFrRnJ1dFZNWERNZlh1c0pHTzB3UThmREVOb0dmdHNiV20yOHo1T1NEVXJFTHMvZ1lld2FQalNGOEhhbEF0U3Q%3D/RUN+AWAY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(42b3c576d1ff16ec584c7bf996e8d5b2).jpg)
“I feel like running away. Is there a 5K for that?”
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“Running away from responsibilities has become my cardio.”
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“Running away might not solve all my problems, but it’s worth a shot.”
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“I don’t always run away, but when I do, it’s in the opposite direction of my problems.”
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“My therapist says running away won’t solve anything, but have they tried it? It’s exhilarating.”
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“Running away is my superpower. I can do it in heels.”
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“Sometimes I wish running away was an Olympic sport. I’d definitely have a gold medal.”
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“Why run away from your problems when you can jog away slowly and pretend they don’t exist?”
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“They say you can’t run away from your fears, but I say give me some good running shoes and I’ll prove them wrong.”
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“Running away is just my way of taking a walk with a sense of urgency.”
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“Running away is like traveling, but with more cardio.”
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“I may not have it all figured out, but I’ve mastered the art of running away.”
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“They say ‘never run away from your problems,’ but have they tried escaping on a treadmill?”
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“You know you’re an adult when running away just means going to a different room.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRYytlNFFJS3NuM2ltVU1mT2tKYVhJWlAzZ2lINUUzcHNZalBQTzhwdVFKdy93cFQ4L2hMMjNwdXd4dEVUOCtlYlRqSktHcFdpOTFSYy9SVkphZEZ4RzJ1eUN6ZEVxUFdXNlJzd0x4UHZZRHh3PT0%3D/RUN+AWAY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(851c620e8868f57e056c44c796034b43).jpg)
“I’m not running away, I’m just doing a marathon of avoidance.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWVhqenp2YXVlZFZra1hNYlIrOGdrbTlpQmtiWWlwRm4vUFBOL0dqSEdNY09mdENEWlBFRXRjZjhFQ3FXWXVoeWN1KzdCN3EyY3ZIRDBQWW1ZSXBGa25aRjlUOXljVkpLaFJNR3Y0SzBISDVUZGowdEtyVXpvWW1CQ2tLL0ZCdFRoR3p1bUJTd2c2VFNxWWJlQ1BSM1gzOVY5NTE0dnRoaTBoT291bjRCYzBTNDkxVTdtTWhrM3hBODdlWlRuL1B3OFNWSjBQYlVMUHNyMUdvMjNKNysrND0%3D/RUN+AWAY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(725f90a5fe25ac1dbf7f8cc2e95c3369).jpg)
“Running away is the only exercise I enjoy. I can’t stand cardio, but cardio-fleeing, I’m in!” CATCHY QUOTE ABOUT LOVE
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“I don’t need therapy, just a good pair of running shoes and an escape route.”
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“Running away is a form of self-care. Who needs a spa day when you can sprint in the opposite direction?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWVhqenp2YXVlZFZra1hNYlIrOGdrbXBKcmxqbzc5WDFwbzB3bTY1SXcxNTYreDY3UmZPTURhMml0R3JaVXBNNmZDaTRRbys0VHAwVitQa01XcWlFM0svK1lhUjRRcldJK3NoVGZPZ1ZHVVc4WEdsOVluWWVYODlzSW56UkxIaHlBN2p1ZDg1OTdVVEFHcVdLWU1EVGI5bkIwVUdxay9jcUhTRkcreEJ3WlVxRCtIeG9VNytPVW54emtWekw4OUgvZz09/RUN+AWAY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(263cb309f7b1b376a1a2202681f78015).jpg)
“Running away may not solve my problems, but it definitely increases my chances of meeting Johnny Depp on a deserted island.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY0FlWjlFeUtrNG90TXJHeE9xaCtTcjVvd3IrWmptbEpycDdENnlXTVhrOFEvWXFpTTBRREJIdkhOQlAycWJUYUJhbkhVN3pjR0pTNmx2am5BczNvcUhBMTFnTmJCNkpjcEZFYUtjelBUK2hnRHZBRHk3eGxUSFE4dUVTQVFXYmZraTBnMGViZExzU3JHUnNHKzdlUlRVPQ%3D%3D/RUN+AWAY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(c9ad7c6d0793f7ec82daa143184903ad).jpg)
“Some people practice yoga to find tranquility, I run away from all my problems instead.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWVhqenp2YXVlZFZra1hNYlIrOGdrbm9BVUsrWmdEdXRmN3ZRVkthK2lPUGxCa0llSDF3QW1SVnUrOWVSUWhMaEFkQ1g5ejgrYTBuUDN3WlloZjZkeDZEVmM1TDExSnk0VktJb01UTXFJNFhNb0krVStDaHg4c0ROWm1rRUFINnhnPT0%3D/RUN+AWAY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(2f99b85714cc568758e3a1994c6f140e).jpg)
“Running away may not be the answer, but it sure gets my heart rate up.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRYytlNFFJS3NuM2ltVU1mT2tKYVhJWlAzZ2lINUUzcHNZalBQTzhwdVFKdzg3OVVldlE2Z0MrL3ZyTGcxRHhFc0dZaXgxdS9HdUZvQjZCZ3YvT3BtajF0Q3M5WFJkcG1YQWw5Nm1JNm1FdHNqd1JqU1dpRmxaeDV2OWY3T3I4dE9nPQ%3D%3D/RUN+AWAY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(9b52d383fb0e4d188fb1109544dc5e0f).jpg)
“I’m not running away, I’m just doing prolonged cardio sessions to avoid adulting.”
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“Running away is like a personal adventure, where the only thing chasing you is your credit card bill.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiZVRweFZFZWdmb1BkT1hxZzBJTXBMTkpLc3F5NkN0UnNNWkpIZUNDdkIreVNzZW5UL2VPaUh6YmVwTDMzZGJPTUdVc0UzWUI0eUVWeE05TWpTMk8ybHRLelJiSEgzc3pMUlVpTnVJMmh0Y2JSQTZGc1J3R3ZhV2l6U1pSMnRRTkdiNmRHN1h6RURGSThLdE1iK0FLUng0cSsraGFCWG5SS1EwTk9ha213Tml1UWVvalJESmdoVit5cW1pcjRLS0hKMD0%3D/RUN+AWAY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(f76787cb8c8fef321a7448b1235463ef).jpg)
“They say if you love something, let it go. Well, I love being a runner, so I’m constantly letting my problems go by sprinting away.”
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“Running away may not solve anything, but it definitely gives me an excuse to buy new running gear.”
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“Some people chase their dreams, I prefer to sprint away from my nightmares.”
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“Running away is the ultimate test of survival skills when you’re trying to avoid adult responsibilities.”
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“Running away is like a high-speed therapy session for my troubled mind.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiZVZJQzY2TWk3Y0o0S3dpWDNlMzkxam5ROVMwdDZJNy9seDdBMGV6b1JMeXZNNVpyZE40aVVrMFY3R29majYvYUIrcGc5dXd5WEkrcE1DUS9XQXQ5emZCbjQ3U1N6SzAwbjRob0JIakVHZFRrQ2FjYzlvZVFrN1NyY3AwcmlaTTNkZWVLMHE5NzlOdHRNT0ZScFI4LzUw/RUN+AWAY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(a08df70235ea386dd89645828c261e93).jpg)
“They say running away won’t lead you anywhere, but I happen to love exploring new destinations.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWVhqenp2YXVlZFZra1hNYlIrOGdrbm9BVUsrWmdEdXRmN3ZRVkthK2lPUGJzOVFXSWpuTExUVjgvNFkwbjJIa3o4c1pyRkxLT1dPMjkrZG5CRURyNVRPMzVOVGl1TldmRWtsZnJLL1lPdDdJR1MzZ0EyTFNFRVdLK0ZyT0tvYWYvcEx4Ui9Sc05saFVER0ZyK1NSODVtK0l6UG54cTlscG8rK1hCVjFGZncy/RUN+AWAY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(28f282c17a5e519100b8012accdc8440).jpg)
“Running away may not be the solution, but it sure feels like a fun temporary escape from reality.”