![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV25YQ1JYYjBmUUpvemNyRk04N3I0OW1iTlZVOWdqZzA1eFdnYklMUlRsS1B1Y1pXVnkySzZsNW03RHM5N2tqRHB0L3NwMEFubFQxL1NWbDdLaEx2RkRUR0RIeHFHTENVZ1pWd213dzFRVlA3SnhUa0NiU0ZoSEg2YUJFZHhZZ2hzMjFJb2krL1B1ZXN1QlNzR0pQdkRrPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+DNA/(a9973cbc7ccf02eb9a2b159fdc6c7024).jpg)
“DNA is like a instruction manual for life, but I swear mine must have included a few typos.”
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“I tried to test my DNA for a sense of humor, but it just said ‘error 404: funny bone not found.'”
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“They say DNA makes us who we are, but my DNA must have thrown in some random ingredients during the mixing process.”
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“I blame my DNA for my lack of coordination, it must have deleted the ‘sporty’ gene.”
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“My DNA may be a perfect match for science, but it’s definitely a mismatch for comedy.”
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“Did you know that DNA stands for ‘Didn’t Notice Anything’ when it comes to my sense of humor?”
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“I asked my DNA if it had a funny bone, and it replied, ‘Negative, I have a literal bone structure only.'”
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“My DNA must have forgotten to code for comedic timing, because I always deliver jokes at the worst moments.”
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“They say DNA is the building block of life, but mine is more like a Jenga tower with a few crucial pieces missing.”
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“I think my DNA got drafted for the boring gene Olympics, because it’s all work and no play.”
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“If my DNA had a sense of humor, I would probably be the life of every party. Instead, I’m just the party pooper.”
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“My DNA should come with a warning label: ‘May cause spontaneous bursts of randomness and laughter.'”
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“I tried to make my DNA laugh, but it just responded with a strand silence.”
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“If laughter is contagious, my DNA must be the vaccine.”
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“It’s a known fact that laughter is the best medicine, but my DNA is allergic to medicine.” QUOTES ABOUT NOT TALKING ABOUT THINGS GOING WRONG IN LIFE
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“They say laughter is in our DNA, but I think mine must have been swapped with a code for ‘boredom.'”
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“I asked my DNA if it knew any good jokes, and it replied with ‘GCAT,’ which really isn’t that funny.”
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“My DNA must have skipped the joke-telling gene and went straight to the ‘serious business’ section.”
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“If my DNA was a comedian, it would have a sign that says ‘Caution: May cause excessive eye-rolling.'”
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“They say DNA holds the secrets to life, but mine must be keeping the secrets to a good punchline under lock and key.”
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“My DNA is a master at telling knock-knock jokes because it always replies with ‘who’s there? Nothing.'”
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“I wish my DNA had a subscription to a humor magazine, because it could definitely use some comedic inspiration.”
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“My DNA’s idea of comedy is saying ‘that’s what she said’ for every situation, even when it doesn’t fit.”
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“My DNA is like a broken record when it comes to humor, always on repeat with the same old jokes.”
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“I asked my DNA if it had any funny stories, but it just replied with ‘no pun intended’.”
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“My DNA must have forgotten to tell a joke when it was coding me because my sense of humor is seriously missing.”
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“They say DNA is a complex code, but when it comes to humor, mine is stuck on ‘404: funny not found’.”
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“My DNA is like a comedic black hole, it sucks the fun out of every situation.”
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“If my DNA had a sense of humor, my life would be a stand-up comedy special. Instead, it’s more of a sitcom without a laugh track.”