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“Trying is the first step towards failure.”
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“Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.”
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“I’m not a bad guy. I swear, I just have bad luck.”
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“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
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“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
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“Ohh, look at me. I’m making people happy! I’m the magical man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!”
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“I’m not normally a religious man, but if you’re up there, save me, Superman!”
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“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.”
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“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
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“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.”
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“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” BILLIE EILISH INSPIRING QUOTES
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“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
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“I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to church!”
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“Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.”
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“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!”
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“If something is hard to do, then it’s not worth doing!”
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“Marge, I’m not going to lie to you…well, it’s hard to say. I think I may have sold our house!”
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“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!”
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“To start, press any key. Where’s the ‘any’ key?!”
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“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman!”