![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVlpWQzcrc0FrcVd6RXFUK25EZ0dxYmZlWit3K1BVdVFTRlRpL3ZZU1NGQmd0dlV2VWVvNmtMdi8yaHg5aERKWGNKYWpyaVphWXhpQ2N2TEpBdi81OWdzMFlrWXZWZ2haZnhQLzluS0J6QytpWVlNOWdVMS9sRlR1L1JLb3dPbEtMUUdUWkZSZnlQYjVhVVlMckMxSkxVPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+HUSBAND+VALENTINES+QUOTES/(837ab1f7533ec44e38b680346664fba6).jpg)
“You stole my heart, but I guess I can forgive you since you’re my husband.”
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“I love you more than chocolate. And that’s saying a lot!”
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“Happy Valentine’s Day to the man who still thinks fart jokes are hilarious.”
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“I love you almost as much as I love sleeping in on weekends.”
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“You’re my favorite person to annoy for the rest of my life.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I still can’t believe I married you!”
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“You’re the cheese to my macaroni and the icing on my cake. Love you, hubby!”
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“Valentine’s Day is just another day to remind you how lucky you are to have me.”
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“I’m glad I found someone who’s just as weird as me. Happy V-Day, hubby!”
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“You’re the only person I’d share my dessert with. That’s true love right there.”
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“Thanks for being the perfect partner in crime. Happy Valentine’s, hubby!”
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“You’re my lobster. And by lobster, I mean the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.”
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“I love you more than coffee, and that’s saying something.”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
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“If love is blind, then I must have married a magician!” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS
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“Happy Valentine’s Day to the man who still doesn’t realize how lucky he is to have me.”
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“You complete me, even if you do leave your socks on the floor every day.”
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“I love you even more than I love taking naps. And that’s saying something!”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m stuck with you, and I wouldn’t want it any other way.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVlE4Y2YvQ1RlS3MvVjBiL0h5MFg3Q2tKcnpLQlRLM2FJMXNVQndQaEpxdldCdHczVlhFbHFBd1QzNkhDUUdiUjhYVk11ZDVVWEEyQ3E1VWtUSVdoM2xRVkJ4Q0ZldENJNFRJMHg0U0VtN1pnYWp1TDZnbkZudG90cTBsR2xTNnN4MkRwQ3F1emExdlNoMU42WnFVeGRVPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+HUSBAND+VALENTINES+QUOTES/(c1a2f5a1e7f475474681fbe21c8eb0e2).jpg)
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who always makes me laugh – intentionally or not.”
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“You’re the reason I wake up smiling every day, and that’s saying a lot for a morning person like me.”
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“Marriage is all about finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life. Lucky for me, I found you!”
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“You’re the cheese to my pizza and the peanut butter to my jelly. Love you to the moon and back, hubby!”
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“Being married to you is like living in a constant comedy show. Thanks for keeping the laughs coming!”
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“I love you like a fat kid loves cake. And trust me, I really love cake.”
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“If being married to you was a job, I’d happily do overtime. Love you, you big goofball!”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m glad I married someone as silly as you!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVlE4Y2YvQ1RlS3MvVjBiL0h5MFg3Q2tKcnpLQlRLM2FJMXNVQndQaEpxdm9UK2xKUG1aNWVWVGRheHZEVVFvODdIVm5mREpWV00rL25UdGJxR0dzdTVaWGVYZ1VzbTBuYjFMcW1BQ2d3ZXgwT3ZGQjFOUzl4OTVGeTZmL1hCVjJ0bjRuak13Q2ZEUVJzelV5a3M0Tzl4MGZyU1YzU2dldXZNeExzWVcyY3p3/FUNNY+HUSBAND+VALENTINES+QUOTES/(2f86a305fb5bf3101fe32bfb7ab97471).jpg)
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the man who never fails to make me laugh, even when I want to punch you.”