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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
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“We were on a break!”
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“How you doin’?”
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“He’s her lobster.”
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“Joey doesn’t share food!”
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“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
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“We don’t know how to quit you!”
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“I’m Monica. I’m disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.”
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“Ross, pivot!”
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“They don’t know that we know they know we know.”
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“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” POSITIVE WAR QUOTES
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“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
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“It’s like all of my life, everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse?”
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“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re going to love it!”
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“It’s a Chandler-ler joke!”
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“I’m Chandler Bing. Could I be wearing any more clothes?”
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“Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?”
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“Look at me, I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn’t going commando.”
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“Think of me as Yoda, only instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro. I’m Broda!”
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“If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.”