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“I failed chemistry so many times, I thought oxygen was oxygen.” – Unknown
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“I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones are Argon.” – Unknown
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“I think my science teacher has a soft spot for inside jokes. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, and she won’t let us forget it!” – Unknown
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“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” – Unknown
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“The periodic table is just a suggestion. Elements can choose to do whatever they want.” – Unknown
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“I asked my science teacher what the equipment in the lab was worth, and she replied, ‘chemically speaking, it’s practically worthless!'” – Unknown
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“Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.” – Unknown
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“My astronomy teacher said the universe is constantly expanding. I can relate, my waistline is too!” – Unknown
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“The only way to remember the planets is by counting their letters: My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nachos. Unfortunately, no more nachos for us!” – Unknown
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“Why don’t plants ever do well on tests? They tend to cell-fie at the last minute!” – Unknown
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“Why is it so difficult to communicate with bacteria? They never seem to get the point.” – Unknown
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“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!” – Unknown
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“Why do biologists love thunderstorms? They create an electric atmosphere!” – Unknown FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT BEING UNAPPRECIATED AT WORK
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“I tried to study chemistry but learned no matter how much I try, nothing really bonds with me.” – Unknown
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“I accidentally mixed up the words ‘experiment’ and ‘experience’. Now I have an ex-periment, but that’s a whole other story!” – Unknown
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“What is a chemist’s favorite type of tree? A chemistree!” – Unknown
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“My science teacher said I need to use more molecules in my writing. I guess my sentences aren’t dense enough!” – Unknown
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“Why did the physics book go to therapy? It had too many problems!” – Unknown
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“My physics textbook said that time is relative. No wonder I’m always late for class!” – Unknown
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“Why don’t plants ever gossip? They’re busy photosynthesizing!” – Unknown
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“Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.” – Unknown
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“Why did the chemistry teacher visit the art class? To collect all the periodic artworks!” – Unknown
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“When life gives you lemons, make a battery and light up the world!” – Unknown
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“Why did the math book hire a tutor? Because it needed help figuring out its problems!” – Unknown