![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TVEVGa29MNnlLZG9vaXhFVkJQSzY4R21VUXUvUU4vVmRLMGRiRFVJMHlncDFuTDBvMHNmUTlYakV1ZzlLSUlDNHpZMFQ3OUJEa1I3NDdUeXptaUxVVmNXVG5QTDhuS0U4dnYyRVp4VG9qOGZnPT0%3D/SELF+DEPRECATING+QUOTES/(fb27d8d657827d3a279fdb3b62ce527e).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a lifelong mission to test gravity.”
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“I make great first impressions, and by great, I mean incredibly awkward.”
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“I’m not lazy; I’m just a professionally trained procrasti… oh, forget it.”
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“If there’s one thing I excel at, it’s overthinking every possible scenario.”
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“I have a black belt in forgetfulness. I can forget things faster than I learn them.”
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“I’m like a human alarm clock, except I snooze myself a million times before finally waking up.”
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“I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least I’m good at opening jars!”
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“I’m a master of sarcasm because beating people with a stick is frowned upon.”
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“I’m a walking contradiction, which means I can disagree with myself even when no one else does.”
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“I have a talent for turning simple tasks into a complete disaster.”
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“I’m so bad at directions that even my GPS gets confused.” FUNNY QUOTES FOR SISTER FROM BROTHER
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“They say laughter is the best medicine, so I must be hilarious enough to cure the world.”
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“I have a magnetic personality…unfortunately, it only attracts awkward situations.”
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“My ability to remember song lyrics is inversely proportional to my ability to remember important dates.”
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“If life gave awards for clumsiness, I’d be the reigning champion.”
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“I don’t need an alarm clock; anxiety wakes me up each morning.”
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“I may not be photogenic, but then again, most memories aren’t Instagram-worthy.”
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“I’m like a Rubik’s cube: it’s easy to solve for anyone but me.”
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“I have a talent for tripping over things that aren’t even there.”
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“I’m more like a WiFi signal – unreliable and constantly fluctuating.”
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“At least I can say that I’m consistent in making mistakes, it’s like my special skill.”