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“I’m not saying I’m addicted to shopping, but my credit card company sends me a birthday card every year.”
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“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht big enough to pull right up alongside it.”
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“I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday.”
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“The only way I can afford a vacation is if I win the lottery and the vacation is on my couch.”
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“I tried saving money once, but it didn’t work. Apparently, my bank doesn’t accept Monopoly money.”
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“I bought some new shoes today, but I’m not sure where I’m going to wear them. Apparently, ‘outside’ is not the right answer.”
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“Money can’t buy love, but it can definitely help me find someone to pretend.”
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“I’m on a strict budget. It’s called ‘I can only afford things that are on sale’.”
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“I was going to quit shopping, but then I realized I’m not a quitter.”
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“If I ever won the lottery, I would use the money to buy more lottery tickets because clearly, I’m on a winning streak.”
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“I’m not materialistic. I just love buying stuff.”
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“At this point, I’m just working to support my online shopping addiction.”
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“They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a trip to Disneyland, and that’s pretty close.” HARD WORK HANDS QUOTES
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“I’m not sure if I need a mood stabilizer or if I just need to go shopping.”
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“Saving money is like going to the gym – I know I should do it, but it’s just so much easier not to.”
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“Every time I think about saving money, I remember that life is too short for boring shoes.”
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“I have a love-hate relationship with money. I love having it, and I hate running out of it.”
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“I save so much money by not leaving my house. If only I could find a way to stop online shopping.”
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“I’m not mediocre. I’m a budget-friendly person.”
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“The only thing I’m responsible with is my online shopping cart.”
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“I don’t have a shopping problem. I have a spending solution.”
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“Money may not bring happiness, but it can definitely buy a private island where you can be unhappy in peace.”
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“Money can’t buy you love, but it can definitely rent it for a little while.”
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“I try to save money, but then I remember that I can’t take it with me to Sephora.”
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“I may not be rich, but I do have a closet full of clothes and a heart full of regrets.”