![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TVDd0bGY5R29oenhrMlkzMHlYVXNSY3B5citZU3BqTmd1SGJnZG5Wb0VDeGtlVWhkbklBb25KV0w5U3BXc2NxWnM9/SHORT+DUMB+QUOTES/(3853386903ad9d30afb75bf8c127df6e).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”
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“Brains aren’t everything. In your case, they’re nothing.”
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“I may be dumb, but at least I’m not as dumb as a rock. Most of the time.”
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“If common sense was a superpower, some people would still be powerless.”
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“I’m not saying I’m perfect. I’m just saying I have no flaws. How dumb is that?”
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“I’m not clumsy, I just like to randomly rearrange the floor.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUklIMnBqL2JpNFVqc0dRNFd0cWwxTWZ4TkpRTjVxT2NZWHcrNmpjcVhWREkwTFk5YXR5SEtzRnlFeUtzcmp1aEkwa2c4cG0wL3NVanFyTDFWUXZEUkIxbThKWGNLR1FFVXdrTklyVW13VW1BSDQ4NjhwM25sSUNETjdrZDEwMU9OOUN1UlVNUkhSdGVaNlBUWm1tT0hnPQ%3D%3D/SHORT+DUMB+QUOTES/(e9284ef536d6270ef9998dc78dd52fae).jpg)
“If I had a dollar for every time someone called me dumb, I’d probably lose it.”
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“I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m still useful.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZnlWQ09YZUIzMXJkTm82R1VxT2RHZzVMWEUwNm5JV1pDcGlkM3ZodGJiS2sxVEJJRmNObkpSdG9RV3BKajdJOEpUblVBVmJzU3F4bU0wd2dzcmY4aGxuY2R0VHh5UForZFlsY2I3RnBiSnJRPT0%3D/SHORT+DUMB+QUOTES/(bc2ff90f5a2d3cedac0217ca3ad3913d).jpg)
“I’m fluent in three languages: English, sarcasm, and dumbness.”
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“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours – and probably dumber.”
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“Some people bring light into a room; I bring laughter, mostly at myself.”
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“Just because I can’t spell, doesn’t mean I can’t make words up.”
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“I’m not slow, I’m just practicing being a sloth.”
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“I’m not dumb, I’m just creatively challenged in the intelligence department.” POSITIVE QUOTES FOR SELF LOVE
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“I may not have a PhD, but I have a degree in making dumb decisions.”
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“I’m smart enough to know that I’m not smart enough.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing with gravity.”
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“I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I could probably fool one for a minute or two.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZWR4K2JneDQzbncwNWVnVERJNHk2M0RsNVYwZExSWkFGQjBHMjZFdkFwZzFRZVFlOUpiQlp3NUpzcWpBcEYzeVY4MlA2Z2FUK1o0aFBJcHZlWmFIUUE%3D/SHORT+DUMB+QUOTES/(d6a1d3e90be0d2bfc08f66199e2dcf26).jpg)
“I’m not a complete idiot – some parts are missing.”
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“I’m not lazy, just highly motivated to do nothing.”
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“I’m not dumb, I’m just really good at pretending to be.”
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“I’m not absent-minded, I’m just present in my own little world.”
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“I’m not forgetful, I just have selective memory.”
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“I’m not saying I’m unlucky, but if life gave me lemons, I’d probably squeeze them into my eyes.”
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“I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but nobody has seen me and Batman in the same room together.”
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“I’m not slow, I just have my own pace – and it’s set on turtle mode.”
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“I’m not a know-it-all, but I know enough to know I don’t know much.”