![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZkRwZmVDS0xUUG1yU3VIc1RPRUY4aUNicENTRS9tSlJyazZtdVV1UVVsRGkwQ2VZanFTOFptVkZUcVdRdTlJeXpGUy9NYTlEZ3Bwd0VMVUlwQVFBRkhIaDllZlV3MXZDbVB4M2ZyMVc5T2V1Z1RzNTRXbUd6LzRwUU1hdmlMWnNJN2xxT0d5VjBlVXp4Mkg2dFJBcnpUQzF0ZVZvZTBiNDFFV3B5SUVVQjhQ/FUNNY+SINGLE+CHRISTMAS+QUOTES/(2c72f1568d6798ba5d101a20d7f9f803).jpg)
“Being single during Christmas means you don’t have to share the last piece of pie. It’s all mine!”
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“Forget Santa, I’m the only one who knows what I truly want for Christmas.”
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“I may be single, but I’m definitely not needing mistletoe to have some fun!”
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“This Christmas, I’m free to mingle and jingle all the way!”
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“Who needs a partridge in a pear tree when you can have the whole tree to yourself?”
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“The only bells I’ll be hearing this Christmas are the ones on my reindeer slippers.”
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“Being single means I can have the whole couch to myself while watching Christmas movies.”
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“My Christmas wish is for the perfect partner. But hey, a new pair of shoes would also make me happy!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMNi9KODBWYjQzUkhZYTBMMFo2ckswcVkyQlI4UXV2VURmV2ZLdkNkSVNWUDNQR1k2SEg4UGlRaFVkcy9DOWp1em9BdzRLVnZ5YWNkSXZSUTdWSFVqc0gzQk83U2pUajVCb25wcWVJRVRLcHNCbGNDK3VIdzRaR01PWWRYUWx6bVJFaFZ3bVdnR3F3cjc2UWlKR0IxZUgwPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+SINGLE+CHRISTMAS+QUOTES/(27e13c47deb4027e69e81258e6d10a84).jpg)
“If love is a gift, then I’m perfectly content with being single this Christmas.”
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“My Christmas tree is single too, and it still shines bright!”
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“This Christmas, I’m enjoying the freedom to dress up and impress Santa with my single awesomeness.”
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“Who needs a significant other when you have a significant amount of delicious holiday treats?” I HAVE A BROKEN HEART QUOTES
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“I’m rocking this single status so hard, even Santa would be jealous.”
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“Being single on Christmas means I get to choose my own presents. I’m totally nailing this!”
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“Christmas lights may be lovely, but I’m shining even brighter as a single superstar!”
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“Santa, instead of presents, can you just send me a magic potion to grant me irresistible charm?”
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“As a single Santa’s helper, I have plenty of time to spread joy and laughter during the festive season.”
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“I’m single and ready to celebrate the season with more cookies and less commitment!”
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“This Christmas, my love language is gift cards and comfy blankets.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMnJRaWtXN2xPRTVQRm9yUmc3M1RtaEIzVE1NK0I4bGF2U3kyZDJrYVhuQUt0cktGODVqOFRXdTFPYysveUNuNnNwNUFBa3lPeVlVU1lSNDdNeWpUS2FEYUFBNjNoUVhubWgxSXBRMWdEUjF0VFMzUGEyWDZFQ3F3VUZMUHl2QUFjenp0enA0Zk5RaDg2bHEvU245bXN2Wk5PS255dHBRaHE0VmkzVGFTajkwSFY2ekpudzJHWUltUkRCMUNOOTBGV2h1UzZXV1lqTDJESGs3SDcwaFl6bz0%3D/FUNNY+SINGLE+CHRISTMAS+QUOTES/(b67d0e07b902882fa342d52d46991a55).jpg)
“Being single doesn’t mean I don’t believe in love; it just means I’m saving some space on the nice list for myself.”
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“A single Christmas means no drama, no gift-guessing, and zero regrets!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMNmJtOTk5VXV2QUNaZFNxMEl3NW44dkRYenBLclNPS1VGR0k0bXdZdy9pYUxWY0pzRHhIZzdnY2Qya3Zta3lvMDZiWGw5V3AxSG1vUmF6NEp1SGM0STdWNW5wWTVNSkEwVitvYnJNTVFyaGh1emszaXpzNmUvdUNlT2VzcjE2QnRwMFdEOVBuRlFsUjlxK0dEWFM3bDhTNVd0cmVHRGg2Z1U5U3BGNTQ1K3JsalZpNjZYSHMvMldBTFU2NDhobTE4dz09/FUNNY+SINGLE+CHRISTMAS+QUOTES/(5621d5c716884d3c707a613d01f4ced4).jpg)
“Instead of cuddling by the fire, I’ll be sitting next to the fireplace with a hot chocolate and a good book. Bliss!”
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“Christmas may not be the season for relationships, but it’s definitely the season for delicious food and joyous laughter!”