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Here are 25 famous funny quotes about Father’s Day:
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“Dad, you’re someone to look up to no matter how tall I grow.” – Unknown
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“I have a hero, I call him Dad.” – Unknown
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“A Father’s Day card is a nice thought, but don’t forget the gift card!” – Unknown
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“Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.” – Unknown
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“Dad, you’re the reason I’m so good at procrastinating.” – Unknown
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“Father’s Day: The one day a year you can put your feet up and let someone else do the work.” – Unknown
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“Dad, you’re my favorite parent (just don’t tell Mom).” – Unknown
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“I’m glad I got my sense of humor from my dad. I love laughing at his jokes!” – Unknown
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“Dad, thanks for being slightly less irritating than all the other dads out there.” – Unknown
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“Dad, you’re like a fine wine – getting better with age and always leaving me in a daze.” – Unknown
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“My father taught me a lot. He taught me how to laugh with him, how to laugh at myself, and how to never take life too seriously.” – Unknown
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“I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.” – Unknown
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“Dad, thanks for always picking up the phone when I call…even if it’s during a game!” – Unknown FATHERS DAY QUOTES IN HEAVEN
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“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – Jon Stewart
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“Dad, I’m proud to be your lazy, couch-loving, snack-consuming, napping-on-weekends offspring.” – Unknown
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“Behind every great dad, there’s a lot of unsolicited advice.” – Unknown
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“If all else fails, I’ll call Dad. He’ll know what to do…or at least act like he does!” – Unknown
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“Dad, you’ve always been the funny one. Or at least you think you are!” – Unknown
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“Father’s Day: The only time you can ask for an advance on your allowance.” – Unknown
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“Dad, you’re always down to dad jig with me. Thanks for never being too cool.” – Unknown
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“Dad, thanks for pretending to be interested in my hobbies for all these years.” – Unknown
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“Happy Father’s Day to the dad who taught me all about how expensive raising kids can be… by being one himself!” – Unknown
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“Dad jokes are like a soothing lullaby that never ends. They make me laugh and cry simultaneously.” – Unknown
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“To all the dads out there, thanks for the free fatherly advice. I could’ve paid for it, but you made it affordable!” – Unknown
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“I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he said, ‘You!’ Thanks, Dad. I’m honored to be your best joke.” – Unknown