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“I wish I could be more like my bed each morning and refuse to participate in the day.”
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“Another day, another chance to procrastinate.”
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“I woke up feeling optimistic today, but then I remembered it’s another day.”
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“I put the ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunctional’ every day.”
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“Another day, another opportunity to find a typo in my work email after I hit send.”
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“May your coffee be strong and your patience be as long as the line at the DMV on a Monday morning.”
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“I’m not saying I hate mornings, but they’re definitely not my favorite time of the day.”
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“I haven’t failed at anything yet today, but there’s still plenty of time.”
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“My day started with a to-do list, but now it’s just a to-try list.”
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“Is it bad that I’m counting down the hours until I can go back to bed?”
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“I always start my day with a positive attitude… until people start talking to me.”
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“Today is a perfect reminder of why I need a personal assistant.”
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“I don’t need an alarm clock. I have children.”
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“Another day, another chance to forget where I put my keys.”
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“I’m not saying I’m tired, but I could totally fall asleep right here, right now.”
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“Why does my bed become so much more comfortable the moment I have to get out of it?” MOTHER AND FATHER QUOTES FROM DAUGHTER
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“My morning routine: snooze, coffee, regret snoozing, rush.”
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“I’m not a morning person, I’m not an evening person; can I just be a nap person?”
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“Every morning I wake up and ask myself, ‘Is it too early for wine?’.”
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“I thought about going for a run this morning, and then my thought passed, just like my motivation.”
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“Another day, another opportunity for my brain and my mouth to not work together.”
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“I’m officially on a 24-hour coffee-drinking schedule.”
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“I didn’t realize the phrase ‘rise and shine’ had such high expectations until I started adulting.”
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“My bed is my happy place. Leaving it every day should count as a form of exercise.”
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“If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?”
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“Today’s agenda: avoid eye contact, pretend to be busy, count down the minutes until lunch break.”
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“Sometimes the best part of my day is when it ends.”
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“I haven’t checked my phone for five minutes, I should probably see if I missed anything life-changing.”
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“I love when people say ‘good morning,’ as if they know that it’s a good morning.”
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“I don’t need a daily planner; I need a daily cappuccino to survive.”