FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT ONLINE DATING

“I asked Siri to find me a girlfriend, and she said, ‘I’m sorry, I can’t do that. But I can help you love yourself.'”

“Online dating is like shopping for a used car. You have to read through all the exaggerated descriptions, swipe through the questionable photos, and hope the person isn’t a lemon.”

“I joined an online dating site and promptly realized I was just window shopping for a human.”

“Online dating: where your profile picture matters more than your actual personality.”

“If online dating were a sport, I’d have a gold medal in ghosting.”

“Finding love online is like finding a needle in a haystack, but sometimes you just have to sift through a lot of hay.”

“Online dating has made everyone a detective. We’re all like The Bachelor, trying to uncover the truth behind someone’s overly-filtered beach photo.”

“I tried online dating, and my biggest takeaway is that rejection feels just as brutal in a virtual world.”

“I’m convinced that online dating was invented by someone who hates modern romance and wanted to sabotage it.”

“Online dating: where you can match with someone, have great conversations, and then remember why you prefer cats.”

“If you want a relationship that lasts, online dating is like buying a plant from IKEA and hoping you can keep it alive.”

“Online dating is like a buffet. You have plenty of options, but you’re never sure if you’ll find something worth staying for.” SUICIDE OF A FRIEND QUOTES

“Do online dating profiles count as fiction writing? Because some of these bios deserve a Pulitzer Prize.”

“Online dating tip: If their profile picture is a group photo, just assume you’ll be dating their entire squad.”

“Online dating makes you feel like a contestant on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, constantly using lifelines to figure out if someone is telling the truth.”

“I’ve realized that online dating is just a delicate dance of managing expectations and restraining oneself from Googling too much.”

“If online dating were a movie, it would be ‘Mission: Impossible’ because finding someone genuine and compatible feels like a mission impossible.”

“Online dating has taught me that it’s important to judge a book by its cover, especially if the cover includes a selfie in the bathroom mirror.”

“Online dating is like a game of Battleship – you shoot your shot and just hope you hit something worthwhile.”

“Online dating is like playing the lottery, except instead of winning money, you might win a brunch date with someone who collects insects as a hobby.”

“When it comes to online dating, the chat is like Alice in Wonderland – you never know where the conversation will take you, but it’s usually down a spiraling rabbit hole of weirdness.”

“Online dating is a great way to meet people who are just as socially awkward in person as you are.”