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“I might sweat glitter, but I’m still a thousand-pound sister!”
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“Weight doesn’t define us, but it sure does make finding clothes a funny adventure.”
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“We didn’t choose the candy life, the candy life chose us.”
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“Our love for food is like a never-ending sitcom. It keeps us entertained, one bite at a time.”
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“We’ve tried every fad diet out there, but we always come back to our true love – food.”
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“We might need weight loss surgery, but we also need someone to invent a treadmill that doubles as a dessert dispenser.”
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“We’re not just sisters, we’re also professional couch potatoes.”
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“Sometimes I wonder if we’re in the wrong business – we should totally be professional eaters.”
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“The bigger the meal, the harder we laugh. Who needs abs when you can have a perfectly round belly?”
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“We’re like human vacuum cleaners, ready to sweep through any buffet in our path.”
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“Gym memberships are overrated. We prefer using our spoon as a dumbbell.”
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“We may not have a six-pack, but we sure know how to have six snacks in one sitting.”
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“Our food babies have more personality than most people we know.”
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“Whenever people say ‘Eat like nobody is watching,’ we take it as a personal challenge.”
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“We always find the funny side of life, even when it’s buried under a pile of potato chips.”
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“We’re the perfect example of ‘two sisters, one plate’.” BEST QUOTES ABOUT APPRECIATING LIFE
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“If calories burned were a currency, we’d be billionaires.”
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“We don’t need a celebrity chef – we’re our own cooking show, serving up laughter and mashed potatoes.”
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“People ask us why we’re always smiling – it’s just because our mouths are usually full.”
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“We’re not lazy, we just have a gravitational pull towards the couch.”
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“Our weight is like an elephant in the room, but we’d rather focus on the cupcakes on the table.”
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“We may be heavy, but our jokes are always light-hearted.”
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“Our love for food is like a romantic comedy – always a happy ending, but lots of popcorn in between.”
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“We’re living proof that the phrase ‘food for thought’ is a very literal concept.”
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“We don’t need a personal trainer, we need a personal chef who can make cheeseburgers healthy.”
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“We’re on a first-name basis with every delivery driver in our town.”
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“People say laughter is the best medicine – but we’re pretty sure cake is the second best.”
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“We’re not weightlifters, but we definitely lift spirits with our infectious laughter.”
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“Sometimes we think the universe gave us extra weight as a cushion for all the laughter we generate.”
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“Our weight may be heavy, but our sense of humor is weightless. Laughter is the ultimate exercise!”