![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZVBqSjhDbEdBeldQTEpTeXJ3dG5la2dEaDZ6UmpoUUlxVzFMY0xURTdwSmpwQVRWeWZLVzZIdHp5OEV2NFhwaDdkUmRxSExFRmdIN2dydHBBZXpkVis0emlQa0loV3Rza0VJL1RiQUxzbDA%3D/FUNNY+DEADPOOL+QUOTES/(2286595c3dad39762a0916f62e9fbc76).jpg)
“With great power comes great merchandising opportunities.”
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“I’m just a bad guy who gets paid to f*** up worse guys.”
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“I’m not a hero, but I did buy a hero sandwich once. Does that count?”
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“I may be super, but I’m no hero.”
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“I’m a touchy-feely guy. M’kay? I’m in touch with my feelings, I could kill ’em if I wanted to.”
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“I have a lot of things to say about this movie, but none of them can be quoted in polite company.”
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“Being bad feels pretty good, huh?”
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“I may be uncensored, but I’m not uneducated. I have a GED and everything.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZis5bThCL0xseEQxVVpkMHlkNkdyWHFIUitPTlNaK3FQclRLMGk1K1QyMmsycjRuQ2szSTlJOGZvZ0tpaGphWXZ0NUNldml1Y1NWY3lJamxWK0RnRHRvU2hnd0toMlByYjhnQkwweXZMLzJYVDh2K1RwaVNXSVlERDhyVzR5am5FL1J0QXc3RWtHaGR3SlhvR2JzWExL/FUNNY+DEADPOOL+QUOTES/(a8fc3e3ebe7fd699124ec926ace945f8).jpg)
“I’ve got a sixth sense. Yeah, it’s like my regular sense, but with added bullshit detection.”
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“I’m like a trash-talking Spider-Man… with guns.”
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“I’m not sure if it’s in the head or the heart, but I’m positively glowing with death.” QUOTES ABOUT BEING BACKSTABBED BY A FRIEND
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“I’m not always the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to leave a mark.”
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“Life doesn’t always give you lemons. Sometimes it sends you jerks in red suits with an appetite for mayhem.”
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“My power is that I can talk the villains to death. Literally.”
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“I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of not dying and getting stuck in this hellhole forever.”
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“Why wear a mask? I mean, I’m pretty comfortable with who I am. Maybe not anyone else, but definitely me.”
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“I don’t just break the fourth wall, I demolish it. And then I build a fifth one. And put a microwave in it, just for kicks.”
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“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh while watching the ‘Jurassic Park’ T-Rex attack scene.”
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“You know, they say revenge is a dish best served cold. But that’s not true. I prefer it served with chimichangas and exploding teddy bears.”
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“I’m the type of guy who’s always prepared for the zombie apocalypse, except I never went to the gym. So I’m screwed, basically.”