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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a spontaneous gravity test.” – Unknown
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“I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.” – Unknown
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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.” – Unknown
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“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – Unknown
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“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT PLANNING AND PREPARATION
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“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown
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“I may be a night owl, but I’m not an early bird.” – Unknown
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“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?” – Unknown
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!” – Unknown