“I finally figured out how to be in a good mood all the time. I just stopped trying to be in a bad mood!” – Unknown
“I’m in a good mood, so watch out world! I might just break into spontaneous dance at any moment.” – Unknown
“I’m in such a good mood, I could hug a cactus and still be happy!” – Unknown
“I’m not short-tempered, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.” – Unknown
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to test the durability of gravity.” – Unknown
“I can sum up my mood in two words: ‘good’ and ‘snacks’.” – Unknown
“They say laughter is the best medicine, so I’m prescribing myself a daily dose of hilariousness.” – Unknown
“I have a great sense of humor. I just don’t always show it.” – Unknown
“Sometimes the best way to cheer up is to laugh at your own ridiculousness.” – Unknown
“I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
“I’m one step away from being rich. All I need now is money!” – Unknown
“I’m so indecisive that sometimes I don’t even know what my mood is.” – Unknown
“I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown
“I’m not a control freak. I just like things to be done my way.” – Unknown
“If life throws lemons at you, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT DYSFUNCTIONAL FRIENDS
“I don’t have bad days. I just have days that require more chocolate.” – Unknown
“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just full of witty comebacks you don’t deserve.” – Unknown
“My mood is like a cloud – constantly changing, but sometimes it rains glitter!” – Unknown
“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.” – Unknown
“I’m not a morning person. Let’s just say my early morning mood is equivalent to a cat being thrown into a bathtub.” – Unknown
“Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn’t stop the rain but allows us to keep going.” – Unknown
“A good mood is like wearing a perfectly tailored suit – it makes you feel confident and ready to conquer the world.” – Unknown
“If someone calls you weird, just remember that normal is boring.” – Unknown
“My superpower is turning every situation into a joke. It’s a gift and a curse.” – Unknown
“Do more things that make you forget to check your phone. Like having a dance party in your underwear.” – Unknown
“Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh a lot, dance like no one’s watching, and eat the damn cake!” – Unknown
“People who can make you laugh even in the worst situations are the kind of people you should keep in your life.” – Unknown
“Having a great day? Don’t worry, the universe will find a way to test your positive mood with a rogue pigeon dropping.” – Unknown