![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWHRZV1VROWhOZ21oRmRaakMyL0E2emZtQ21EWHQyaE5YbE84MHIyeURqNVExY1R5cUNuRlJBM2hwbjhUK1ZvZXkyUG1KcXA4WUMrZ3FPYWlzdVA2b0U9/FUNNY+FATHER+DAY+QUOTES/(2c1e7af3f54d9cfe91c270f943f7449e).jpg)
“Dad, thanks for always being my personal ATM.”
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“Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad… and not just because of all the bad jokes.”
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“I’m thankful for my dad’s sense of humor, even if it’s really just a series of puns and Dad jokes.”
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“Happy Father’s Day to the man who always told me to ‘pull my dad jokes out of my hat.’ Thanks for the never-ending laughter.”
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“Dad, you’ve always known how to embarrass me in public, and for that, I am forever grateful.”
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“Dad, you’re like a walking dictionary of bad jokes, but we still love you anyways.”
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“Happy Father’s Day to the dad who taught me not only the birds and the bees, but also how to roll my eyes at bad jokes.”
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“Dad, thanks for always having a ‘dad bod’ — it gave me an excuse for not having abs.”
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“Happy Father’s Day to the guy who always has a spare dad joke ready to go. You’re truly one in a melon.”
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“My dad always told me I was going places… like straight to the kitchen to make him a sandwich.”
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“To the dad who always embarrasses me in front of my friends, may your jokes never get better.”
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“Dad, thanks for always teaching me the important things in life, like how to change a light bulb and how to tell a bad pun.” SOON TO BE HUSBAND QUOTES
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“Happy Father’s Day to the man who always makes sure we have enough ‘dad jokes’ in our household to last a lifetime.”
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“Dad, thanks for teaching me the fine art of sarcasm. It’s a skill that has served me well in life.”
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“I’m pretty sure my dad has a degree in dad jokes… or at least a PhD in puns.”
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“Happy Father’s Day to the king of cheesy one-liners. You can always make us groan and laugh at the same time.”
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“Dad, I may have inherited your sense of humor, but luckily I didn’t inherit your taste in music.”
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“To the dad who always has the perfect awkward dance moves, Happy Father’s Day!”
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“Dad, you’re the reason I know the punchline before the joke even starts. Thanks for that.”
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“Happy Father’s Day to the dad who somehow manages to make bath time funny… even when water is involved.”
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“Dad, thanks for always being the funniest person in the room (even if you’re also the only one laughing).”
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“To the man who always seems to find a way to ‘dad joke’ his name into every conversation, Happy Father’s Day!”
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“Dad, thanks for teaching me how to laugh at life, even when it feels like a bad joke.”