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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”
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“Behind every great husband is a wife who is rolling her eyes.”
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“Marriage is all about finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“Being married means always having someone to blame.”
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“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
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“Husbands are like fine wine, they take time to mature. But a good sense of humor can speed up the aging process!”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She then hugged me.”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person… and their quirks.”
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“My wife told me to take her to somewhere she’s never been. So I took her to the kitchen.”
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“After years together, my wife still finds ways to make me laugh and remind me why I fell in love with her. Usually, it’s with some well-timed sarcasm!” QUOTES FOR BEST PERSON
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park – Jurassic Park!”
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“My wife always says I never listen to her. I think that’s what she said, at least…”
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“In every successful relationship, there’s always one person who knows they’re right. And then there’s the husband.”
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“A happy wife is a happy life, but a wife with a sense of humor is a lifetime of laughs.”
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“My wife always makes me smile, whether it’s with her quick wit or her hilarious dance moves. She’s the whole package – a comedian and a dancer!”
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“My wife often tells me I should ‘dream big.’ So, I took a nap on the couch – that’s as big as my dreams get!”
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“Marriage is a tug of war, and most of the time we’re pulling in opposite directions. But somehow, we still manage to laugh and have a good time!”
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“My wife and I have an amazing relationship. I pretend to listen to her, and she pretends to believe me!”
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“A good marriage is built on love, trust, and a willingness to laugh at each other’s embarrassing moments.”
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“Marriage is all about finding someone who can tolerate your weirdness and stand by you when you’re being ridiculous.”