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“Volleyball: where getting spiked in the face is a badge of honor.”
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“I don’t always play volleyball, but when I do, I crush it.”
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“My serve may not always be flawless, but at least I can consistently hit the ball over the net.”
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“I don’t trust people who don’t like volleyball. They’re probably just setters.”
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“Volleyball is like life: sometimes you get the perfect set, and sometimes you end up diving face-first into the sand.”
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“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy new volleyball shoes, and that’s pretty close.”
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“My volleyball skills are so good, I could probably hit a ball with my eyes closed. Not that I would recommend it.”
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“I’m not single, I’m just waiting for a volleyball player who can match my level of intensity on the court.”
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“Volleyball: the only sport where ‘a good pass’ is a compliment, and ‘getting stuffed’ is an insult.”
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“My volleyball coach told me to ‘dig deep.’ So, I started digging in the sand during games. Needless to say, it didn’t help.”
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“I may not be the tallest on the team, but I make up for it with my fierce vertical… or maybe just by being really loud.”
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“They say too much practice can make perfect, but all I know is that it’s made my serves way harder to return.”
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“I like my spikes like I like my coffee: strong and straight to the face of my opponents.”
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“My volleyball strategy is simple: hit it hard, aim for the weaknesses, and always look good doing it.”
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“My favorite part of volleyball is watching the other team’s faces as we smash the ball and their dreams.” HAPPY NEW HOUSE QUOTES
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“If volleyball was easy, they’d call it football.”
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“I don’t need a knight in shining armor. I need a volleyball player with a killer serve.”
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“Life is better when you’re playing volleyball. It’s even better when you’re winning.”
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“My serve may not be consistent, but at least it’s unpredictable.”
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“Volleyball is the perfect combination of grace and chaos. Just like me on the court.”
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“I only have one rule on the volleyball court: no ball shall touch the ground without a fight.”
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“Volleyball: the sport that turns your bruises into badges of honor.”
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“I may not play volleyball professionally, but I’m pretty sure I could be a professional cheerleader for my own team.”
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“There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there’s definitely a ‘U’ in my volleyball accomplishments.”
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“I’ve never met a volleyball player who can resist the temptation to yell ‘mine’ at every ball.”
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“Volleyball is my therapy. Spike therapy, that is.”
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“I’ve been told that my serve is a work of art. If that’s true, then I must be Picasso on the volleyball court.”
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“I don’t always win at volleyball, but when I do, it’s because I serve up some serious awesomeness.”