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“She’s so clueless, it’s like she was born without a brain.”
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“I never realized how much stupidity could be packed into one person until I met my sister-in-law.”
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“Sometimes I wonder if she’s deliberately trying to be the dumbest person in the room.”
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“Her constant display of stupidity is truly astonishing.”
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“I’ve never met anyone who can consistently say the dumbest things like my sister-in-law.”
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“If ignorance is bliss, my sister-in-law must be the happiest person alive.”
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“The level of stupidity she exhibits is on a whole other level.”
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“She’s the living embodiment of the saying ‘ignorance is bliss.'”
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“I often find myself questioning the gene pool my sister-in-law came from.”
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“Common sense seems to elude my sister-in-law at every turn.”
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“I would love to see what’s going on in her head, but I’m not sure there’s much going on at all.”
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“It’s like she enjoys being the poster child for stupidity.”
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“She has a special talent for making even the simplest tasks seem incredibly difficult.”
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“One conversation with my sister-in-law is enough to make you question humanity’s intelligence as a whole.” NEW YEARS EVE QUOTES FUNNY
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“I’m convinced she has an advanced degree in stupidity.”
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“She’s always full of ideas, and by ideas, I mean ridiculously dumb suggestions.”
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“You can never underestimate my sister-in-law’s ability to say something utterly moronic.”
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“Her lack of basic knowledge is truly mind-boggling.”
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“Spending time with her makes me question my own intelligence.”
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“I’ve given up on trying to engage in any meaningful conversation with my sister-in-law.”
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“Is it possible to be born without a single functioning brain cell? Asking for my sister-in-law.”
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“She’s like a walking encyclopedia of stupid remarks.”
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“If she were any dumber, we’d have to water her twice a day.”
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“I’ve come to terms with the fact that I will never receive any intelligent input from my sister-in-law.”
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“I try to avoid discussions with her, but she always finds a way to say something incredibly dumb.”
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“I’ve stopped expecting any kind of rational thought from my sister-in-law. It saves me from disappointment.”