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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
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“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!”
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“The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. All we know is that it involves a lot of forgiveness and a sense of humor!”
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“In marriage, the bride gets a new name, and the groom gets a new lease on life!”
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“Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!”
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“I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, and she said yes—about me doing the dishes, taking out the trash, and cleaning the house.”
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“Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes!”
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”
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“Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move, and you’re both in check!”
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“My husband and I have been happily married for years. But he still manages to surprise me by leaving his wet towel on the bed every morning!”
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”
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“My wife said I should be more affectionate. So now I take her out for a nice dinner… occasionally.”
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“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown child who can’t take care of themselves!” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT ROBTS
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“We thought we were celebrating our wedding anniversary, but it turns out, we were celebrating an entire custom of tolerating each other!”
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“Marriage is like a fine wine. It gets better with age, but sometimes it gives you a headache!”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person, but also with their ability to clean the bathroom.”
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“Marriage is all about give and take. You give me headaches, and I take aspirin!”
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“Watching our friends getting married made us realize that we could tolerate each other’s weirdness for a lifetime!”
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“Marriage: the only war where you sleep with the enemy!”
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“Marriage is waking up every day and realizing you’ve signed up for a lifetime supply of alarm clocks.”
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“We interrupted our regularly scheduled arguing to bring you this special anniversary message!”
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“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and anniversaries, and the other never forgets!”
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“Marriage is all about love, trust, and never deleting each other’s DVR recordings!”
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“As we celebrate another year of marriage, let’s also celebrate the fact that neither of us has become a crime statistic yet!”
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“In marriage, do remember that even the Grand Canyon started with a little crack!”
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“Happy anniversary to the couple who still knows how to laugh at themselves, even after all these years!”