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“Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.” – Henry David Thoreau
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“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
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“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
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“The only way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.” – Phyllis Diller
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“Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them.” – Steve Maraboli
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“I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms!” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my ship.” – Louisa May Alcott
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“Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you’ll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap.” – William Bennett
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“The key to happiness is not taking yourself too seriously.” – Unknown
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“Happiness is having a soulmate who is just as crazy as you are.” – Unknown
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“If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.” – Hunter S. Thompson
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“Happiness is like a bicycle, it’s only possible to keep your balance while moving forward.” – Albert Einstein
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx PLEASE LET ME GO QUOTES
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“Happiness is when you accidentally match your clothes to the crayon box.” – Unknown
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“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams
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“Happiness is having a chocolate chip cookie in each hand.” – Unknown
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“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde
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“Happiness is not thinking that everyone else’s grass is greener than yours until you realize they’re just using a lot more fertilizer.” – Unknown
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“I told my wife she was drawing in her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” – Tommy Cooper
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“Happiness is finding out that your age is just a number, and most of the time it’s a wrong one.” – Unknown
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“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas A. Edison
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“Happiness is having a friend who can lift your spirits just by rolling their eyes.” – Unknown
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“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Unknown
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“Happiness is when your stomach growls and the delivery guy shows up at the same time.” – Unknown
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“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov