SAD QUOTES JOKER

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.” – Joker

“The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.” – Joker

“I just hope my death makes more cents than my life.” – Joker

“When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” – Joker

“I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.” – Joker

“Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” – Joker

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!” – Joker

“Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” – Joker

“I may be crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No thank you.” – Joker

“Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… if I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – Joker

“I don’t wanna kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no! No. You… you complete me.” – Joker STAVE 5 A CHRISTMAS CAROL QUOTES

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” – Joker

“If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!” – Joker

“I sometimes feel that I am the only one who gets my jokes. Isn’t that hilarious?” – Joker

“You see, it’s all part of the plan… Well, maybe not the whole plan, but little parts of it, anyway.” – Joker

“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” – Joker

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!” – Joker

“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” – Joker

“I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice.” – Joker

“We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.” – Joker