![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjZnKzN5OGJaK1cvWjdoVW0rdlZZbkg1ZEFnQkxaWjdkdFMvVGhaSkpCZ0x2OGFmbk4zNVM1RG04S1FKYVovSG8wWFl6dWdoNktDWTNyNFFsOWlidHJJU1dUeHJOb0FXODVuNjg4bjJSa05kYWpaelRpWXFPWU5PaFIrRS9VcnBhekMzYm8rbmpVYmdld2VmSThaclFFPQ%3D%3D/DAVID+ROSE+FUNNY+QUOTES/(f63db93e103f6537300a35655945d4b8).jpg)
“I grew up in a motel, I mean, that’s as close to camping as David Rose ever got.”
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“I’d like to drink red wine and browse the internet!”
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“I’m incapable of faking sincerity!”
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“I’ve got more important things to worry about than a dead plant, okay? Like my dead love life.”
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“I have to ask, do you have any other horrible news to share? Because I feel like I should just get it all at once.”
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“I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.”
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“Fold in the cheese and then just like shove it in your mouth.”
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“You have no idea what I’d give to be in a backyard right now… to have an actual backyard.”
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“I’m allergic to Christmas! It makes me break out in confrontation.”
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“Wine is always the answer. What was the question?”
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“I’m positively bedeviled with meetings today.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZGM2SlMycW85cnp3d1d5T3RXSndYU1JlVkVxdHNjcHV1WmJoaGlpWnlvOE4waWEyNERXM3o1M3kwQjR1MXpQcTE4cVhCcHlpb0RDZ3Ezak9JY3A2K004dmlpUEplYzNFdDhJSi9UMEVVdjVEUUZWSktFWVBOL2pNdVo2NEhPZGNqT1BsSTFkYUFNRDQvUno2MFB5Y2ZrM204SERJRExpZnJRTWQ1TldRRko1Zz09/DAVID+ROSE+FUNNY+QUOTES/(cb348e9fbee6cd85618ea7a475f8dbf7).jpg)
“I’m always surprised by how offended people get when they’re excluded from something I knew nothing about.”
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“My horoscope said it was a good day to follow my dreams. It didn’t say anything about following my nightmares.”
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“I support the concept of buying things for their potential.” J.COLE QUOTES
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“I can’t even stomach the thought of wearing something so practical.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVkVWN0VWRlhaQ0JLWE9qOHEyUDdUaFRKbW1aVVh4QUlJcDVDTDlBc1k4RHBIcWN6UjhKbDVoSmVOSVUwVWFiNk8yR2Z5cG9CTzY4dGRJRUozQ0RGNjROUGNTeU5yRXZxQ0tiMVlWaWxKMzhtemptWHpRZDF5MlV6eDZNU0tBU1hHWEJBYnFzbHJkRWNENnhpL3hrSHpnPQ%3D%3D/DAVID+ROSE+FUNNY+QUOTES/(9b713c46d097de8e192b8ed29dd8be71).jpg)
“I just Googled ‘how to put someone on a waiting list without sounding like a bitch.'”
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“Oh, I will stop when I am dead, and not a minute sooner!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZU9NMjNFT3ZvQm1mc29uaTFOcGpWYnE5NnpwYW9zVUlnUmpLcDdEYmo2RG1YZkQ5VDRQUGgweTMxOEFJaysxR2Fwd08xWFUxNHJzbzZ3WWZ2bGtqMGc9/DAVID+ROSE+FUNNY+QUOTES/(9fd255c4f6fc417db231a2419007093a).jpg)
“I’m incapable of faking receptiveness!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVTNmY0VseGt2cUk5S1FMK3JzaWwrV0ZPTGNKTFd5aHpGSTJQSiszdVVsbGdvL0hoQVNCa1ZNbkhVano5Z3Q1d3FUc0kyWE90bUpJNGw2SG1najQwUkk9/DAVID+ROSE+FUNNY+QUOTES/(664c0bf3a9b015f95b9e14f1c803b3d4).jpg)
“It’s literally going to rain tequila.”
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“I’ve built walls. Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to climb over them.”
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“All my life I’ve prided myself on being smooth, and this is the one time I could have used a bit of grit!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYW1VaDZ0c1hRNWhxczYxMnQ0MThUVnpCUE1NR1lDd0c0RzVacFVWdnN5L1VqUnVmV3FXMzJhbzJUbWhLVkhzb3JpUjhBSEFYYzc0bkJ3ZDUxbjVjbDhKQ2c5OGZZK042Snk0NkRiUUh6MWJNei9XakFjUUhPalRiRWF0NmorMDFBPT0%3D/DAVID+ROSE+FUNNY+QUOTES/(00b1e8d3e0bded166a4c820e70e5b6a8).jpg)
“The Internet called, and it said you’re running out of websites.”
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“I’m trying very hard not to get sucked into my own personal hell right now.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVTVJWlpoNDlxbWRtK1J3dzc0TllRR2R4NXNLMGp3cit6Nm1GZnZyRjVwTWVSS0xTUDRUd3pYb1FxQ3dLRHJFYlh1QWMrd0NmaHRnREZjcE1MbHF6MGZ5Ung4RmNkTVFtNWR0ZXlXdDFWaDB6S3BUZGJocTdORFR6eFRuQ2drRlNBPT0%3D/DAVID+ROSE+FUNNY+QUOTES/(f0339a3c4f81035bc201ab3254531a63).jpg)
“I feel like I’m going to need therapy after this conversation.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXJYZ2MrVEZ5TnVEREZtRklZZTc1QVZ5Y05EYjJpSnlzWWdWWFF0cEdtTVpkUXJkdnRUYis0MkVOQUlMalg0cGcvQ1FsTWE5ZWRQNjB0RmFCOXhUOTVjSXF6RnJnblVXdmF5dFQ5U1djazBUa3ZLeDZBamEwYUZOcEdrYUVLU0J3PT0%3D/DAVID+ROSE+FUNNY+QUOTES/(57743784c1057f231f4eaf7fe56573da).jpg)
“Literally I could go sailing right now if I wanted to. I don’t.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVGdpZ2dvNFExbm9BQVVNbzhWbHlYbnZENURKRlJrOVlKMERjVCtsUDhjYVI2YnJMWU1kYzZtdmxWOG1BLzZGY21NVFhYYXRkRGxpZDAvWDNMaWROdUE9/DAVID+ROSE+FUNNY+QUOTES/(c450598e58cce0191119acfbbea5a1ba).jpg)
“The power of the eyebrows is not lost on me.”
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“Do you have any kombucha? I feel like a small animal died in my stomach.”