![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYnRVQURDVkkxajUrZ3YzQ3h0c1pTR3NJZERlUWZnTmlxeERpUXFPZFBNcFl0eGo2YktOWlpUempEUDQ1SmRjaVFHbkFrcjVpZ2Jieks5NDZOTk9TYks1Z2w3REF1Q1phZFZ3Ry9jT1B2SGEvZ1U1aUFXVm5LZnpoSllVV3RXNi9PaytuVzlGWHZ6QWVzZFFBcFdKM3ZCUHJpWmY2c05VcWRDRWNhOHNDbGdO/FUNNY+SOUND+OF+MUSIC+QUOTES/(5d84ffa3c06fc6565a034739a9717159).jpg)
“Climb every mountain, ford every stream, follow every rainbow, until you find the perfect pair of shoes.”
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“Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti…I’m pretty sure there’s a pizza delivery in there somewhere.”
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“I must have done something good, because my Netflix password still works.”
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“The hills are alive with the sound of PJs and binge-watching.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUkMzN3NZQkE3WWkvcGNqUmFXbGRVeUJqY3I5QnVoYTQvOXdEVDh3UEZMWElVMmt2UkgzZzlRMHp2Q25Lb25yVjhRN25tKzhybUNrdDBpM3BNd0lPQjZGdlhKUWxGbGQ2WG0zUjYwYS9EUi8%3D/FUNNY+SOUND+OF+MUSIC+QUOTES/(abd48da0e9820836568f1e1e5fcec060).jpg)
“I am 16 going on 17…months without a decent haircut.”
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“How do you solve a problem like a delayed delivery? Amazon Prime, of course!”
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“Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens… remind me of my crazy aunt Ethel.”
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“Edelweiss, Edelweiss, bless my WiFi, so I won’t miss tonight’s premiere.”
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“My favorite things? Online shopping and eating cake… not necessarily in that order!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY3F1V1pmcUJlaHFqR01Pc0lqZVJ3akR5a2RnT3BzYWVUdDFtOTZiRDNUbFUrOHRDcWx2MGlXcTNkZEJic3I2YzFhMGErSVV0Zk5MbElyV2ZhWnJQaUlRRE1uMndndGF2enFlVVBDdlVIa3FtblZZQ1ZaSCtiOGMxdWFRNTJ2WmRHWTJrOTRLdXpwakwxc1pTWWpobEJyRkdFMmRtRXJuZ3ZZd1N0RUtOcjQvMTVtQll5UDZCMVVjemNEcE9VYzc2QT09/FUNNY+SOUND+OF+MUSIC+QUOTES/(4c67c5841df9989909aa53f884beb3df).jpg)
“Confidence is singing out loud and not caring who’s listening…until someone starts recording, of course.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVy9UTFVoZHBkZ2htTlg5ci9sbUk2eTI4RHNwQlZkT0JVMXp0aWJtS0JmOGRCaE9XdmlzZmZoZGRDREM5RDkyWnBmVzU3MjNENXdCanY0NlZqS1M0Z1lJZTNibkw4Q3RWN0JNVnJrQzEwQ3Y%3D/FUNNY+SOUND+OF+MUSIC+QUOTES/(77451d8dd032ad5795e8f9bdbe847e90).jpg)
“You are 16 going on 60, the way you complain about technology!”
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“Rogues and scoundrels are nothing compared to a slow internet connection.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVWxpaFYvRnBTMVVreVBmMWRxeEhmOUpweStWMXBkMTlzSHlXRHVEaXlRUDFjRmQwdVMwTFNWSmpQMStxSzlVZSswQkxjZGJNMXU4S0hxdzlBb1VDeTBRYzVCSGZzb0NINHZBRFVwYlFaRVZHdnkyaXRjcUVHakZqL0c1L3FxZlVIb1lYVVI1Y0V4bkw0WjM4R1ZQaEJhNFkvWG5uOFZxSHVPclNlZGY1VnFDa20vVDlaVmgzd05hY0RyRDVPTHNSZz09/FUNNY+SOUND+OF+MUSIC+QUOTES/(b2d3cfb7b5e670df6fe537d8307d2fec).jpg)
“I have confidence in sunshine, I have confidence in rain… but I have no confidence in my ability to parallel park.”
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“Bless the text messages that never bring bad news.” GO SEE THE WORLD QUOTES
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“Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…is this how we start a pet store?”
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“The hills are alive and the weather forecast is not… hello, sunny vacation!”
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“How do you solve a problem like a spicy curry? Milk, milk, milk, then blame the recipe.”
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“I am 16 going on 17…years working for the same company, still waiting for that promotion.”
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“Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…how do you keep all these pets in a small downtown apartment?”
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“Climb every mountain…unless there’s a shortcut on Google Maps.”
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“I must have done something good…like finishing a whole pizza by myself.”
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“The hills are alive with the sound of my horrible singing voice…time to audition for America’s Got Talent!”
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“Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti…until someone switches on a hairdryer and ruins my masterpiece.”
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“I have confidence in confidence itself, especially when my boss isn’t around.”
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“Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…is this the secret to a happy marriage?”
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“Edelweiss, Edelweiss, bless the cocktail hour, so I can forget about my to-do list.”