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“Kindergarten: where glitter and glue are a way of life.”
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“Kindergarten is a little like Lord of the Flies… but with more snacks.”
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“Kindergarten: where kids go to learn how to be professional snack eaters.”
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“In kindergarten, you learn everything you need to know in life: sharing, taking turns, and how to avoid the cooties.”
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“Kindergarten is like a circus, but without the lions and tightrope walkers… unless you count balancing on the monkey bars.”
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“Kindergarten: the only place where it’s socially acceptable to wear a superhero cape all day.”
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“Kindergarten: because who needs naps when you can have fun?”
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“Kindergarten is where your child learns to count to Your child also learns there are 10 kids cooler than them.”
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“In kindergarten, naptime is like a mini vacation… for the teachers.”
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“Fair warning: Kindergarten is where your child learns to share, so prepare for them to come home with someone else’s shoes.”
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“Kindergarten: where the drama is high and the mini people are even higher.” BE A HUMBLE PERSON QUOTES
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“Kindergarten is like the Olympics of snack time. The gold medal goes to the kid who can eat a cheese stick the fastest.”
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“Kindergarten: where the most stressful decisions are which color crayon to choose.”
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“In kindergarten, it’s not about finding your soulmate, it’s about finding your snack buddy.”
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“Kindergarten: where everyone is an artist, but the clothes are the canvas.”
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“Remember, in kindergarten, a band-aid is the solution to all of life’s problems.”
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“Kindergarten: where classrooms are filled with laughter, imagination, and the occasional dinosaur roar.”
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“Kindergarten: the only place where kids can have a meltdown over a broken crayon.”
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“In kindergarten, recess is the pinnacle of the day. It’s like a mini vacation from learning your ABCs.”
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“Kindergarten: where kids learn to raise their hand, but also how to wiggle loose teeth.”