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“I asked the priest if he could make my absolution gluten-free, and he said, ‘Sorry, no bread crumbs, no forgiveness!'”
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“Why did the priest join a gardening club? Because he wanted to cleanse his soil!”
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“I told the priest I wanted to donate my body to science. He replied, ‘Sorry, we only accept cash or check.'”
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“I asked the priest if he had any holy water on hand. He said, ‘Sure, but it’s going to cost you a pretty penance.'”
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“Why did the priest become a stand-up comedian? Because he heard there was more soul in laughter than in confession!”
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“I overheard a priest saying, ‘I’m allergic to bad liturgy, it always leaves me in mass hysteria.'”
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“I asked the priest if I could bring my dog into the church. He replied, ‘Sure, but make sure he pays his woof-ering!'”
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“Why did the priest bring a ladder to the sermon? He wanted to reach new heights of inspiration!”
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“I asked the priest if he ever considered a career in music. He said, ‘Sure, but the choir was too holy for my bad singing.'”
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“Why was the priest always happy when preaching on water baptism? Because he felt like he was getting in deep!”
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“I asked the priest if he ever got tired of saying Mass. He replied, ‘Not really, it’s a sacramental workout!'”
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“Why did the priest carry a notebook during confession? Because he wanted to take ‘holy notes’!”
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“I asked the priest if he liked going to the beach. He said, ‘Yes, it’s a great place for some divine sunbathing!'”
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“Why did the priest love storytelling at church? Because he could always deliver a ‘sermon with a twist’!”
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“I asked the priest if he ever got tired of wearing robes. He replied, ‘Only when it’s a mass-ive laundry day!'” IMPORTANCE GIVING TIME QUOTES
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“Why did the priest bring a flashlight to the cemetery? Because he wanted to shed light on the souls who were a little lost!”
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“I told the priest I wanted a sermon on humility. He replied, ‘Sorry, that topic is too heavenly for me to grasp!'”
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“Why was the priest so good at solving puzzles? Because he always saw the ‘holy picture’!”
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“I asked the priest if he ever considered a career as a DJ. He said, ‘Sorry, I’m more of a ‘hymn’ and ‘amen’ guy!'”
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“Why did the priest have a hard time playing hide-and-seek? Because he couldn’t ‘priest’ well enough!”
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“I told the priest I wanted to learn how to levitate like saints. He replied, ‘Sorry, that skill is ‘heavenly’ guarded!'”
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“Why did the priest love playing board games? Because he always felt ‘board’ with the temptation!”
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“I asked the priest if it was possible to have confession via video call. He replied, ‘Sorry, there’s no Wi-Fi in salvation!'”
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“Why was the priest friends with all the animals? Because he had a ‘divine’ connection with them!”
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“I told the priest I wanted to start a bible club for cats. He said, ‘Sure, just make sure they don’t start a ‘Cat-tholic’ movement!'”
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“Why did the priest always carry a camera during weddings? Because he wanted to capture ‘holy matrimony’ moments!”
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“I asked the priest if he ever considered being a weatherman. He said, ‘Sorry, my predictions are only accurate when praying for rain!'”
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“Why did the priest keep a hammer in the confessional? Because he believed in ‘nailing’ down forgiveness!”