![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYmp1UGxxQmlpblZ1OXRGK0dLUmtXMmlxSUNNaTd6Y3VuaUc1ME56cVk5QTlxMWhuTVMxL1VnQ0RMYXBOQ0xaZ3JSblJZNzUzUHYxUDdtYjR2RlprZFZoYWF1N3hmdkJzWTdlNFlYT0U1YU9ITnNxcVRIbmI4WjVaKzQ3NGRmM0trbGxETjJDNFRWZlM5VVNUMGxZNFFzNGtmMjcvTi92ZVRjeUVRZjhBajlnWlhQbUs0dUs1MWE3Vng3cDNyQ0JMQT09/FUNNY+MICHAEL+SCOTT+QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE/(56147954a3ea3ca46d7185c2760d9347).jpg)
“Well, I mean, they say that love is blind. But, uh, I’d like to think that it at least has some sort of sunglasses on.”
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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way, like love.”
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“Love is like an avalanche, it’s exhilarating and terrifying at the same time. Plus, you might get buried in it.”
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“Love is like a rainbow, it’s pretty and colorful until it starts raining and you’re left with a wet mess.”
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“You know how they say love makes you feel like you’re floating on air? Well, I must be in love with my bed because I feel that way every morning when my alarm goes off.”
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“They say love is patient and kind, but I think it’s more like impatiently waiting for someone to text you back and then getting annoyed when they take too long.”
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“Love is a lot like Scranton, Pennsylvania. It’s full of surprises, some good, some bad, but it’s definitely never boring.”
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“They say love is a journey, but honestly, it’s more like a really long car ride with someone constantly asking if you’re there yet.”
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“I think love is a lot like a pizza. It’s great at first, satisfies your hunger, but then you reach a point where you’re like, ‘Okay, I’ve had enough of this, let’s try something different.'”
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“Love is like a game of ping pong. You play back and forth, but at some point, someone always drops the ball.”
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“Love is a lot like a paper cut. It seems innocent at first, but then it stings and reminds you that you should have been more careful.”
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“Love is like a rollercoaster, it’s thrilling, it’s terrifying, and sometimes you just want to get off and go get a funnel cake.”
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“They say love is blind, but I think it’s more like vision impairment. You still have some sight, but things are definitely a little blurry.”
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“Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get, but you’re pretty sure there’s gonna be some nuts.” CROSSING PATHS WITH SOMEONE QUOTES
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“Love is like a really obnoxious dance partner. It steps on your toes, spins you around, and leaves you wondering why you even signed up for this in the first place.”
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“Love is a lot like my computer’s autocorrect. It’s constantly trying to change me and make me something I’m not.”
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“They say love is a battlefield, but honestly, it’s more like a never-ending game of laser tag. You’re constantly dodging emotional bullets and trying not to get hit.”
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“Love is like a bad hair day. You can try to fix it, but sometimes you just have to embrace the mess and hope for the best.”
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“Love is a lot like a sitcom. There are a lot of awkward moments, cheesy lines, and you’re constantly wondering how it’s all going to end.”
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“They say love is a universal language, but sometimes it feels more like trying to decipher hieroglyphics.”
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“Love is like a knot in a shoelace. You can try to untie it, but it always ends up being a tangled mess.”
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“They say love is the greatest adventure, but sometimes it feels more like a never-ending road trip with someone who refuses to ask for directions.”
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“Love is like a really complicated algebra equation. You’re constantly trying to solve for X, but you’re not even sure what X is.”
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“They say love is a dance, but sometimes it feels more like one of those awkward middle school slow dances where nobody knows what they’re doing.”
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“Love is a lot like Netflix. You start off with high expectations, but then you just end up binge-watching episodes of ‘The Office’ all day.”
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“They say love is a rose, but honestly, it’s more like a cactus. It looks pretty from a distance, but get too close and you’re gonna get hurt.”
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“Love is like a game of chess. You make your move, they make theirs, and sometimes you’re left wondering if you’re even playing the same game.”