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“The royal penis is clean, your Highness!”
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“I would like to tear you apart, and your friend too!”
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“I want to get a feel for where your head is at.”
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“I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.”
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“Does this soup have any shoe polish in it?”
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“I am Akeem, son of King Jaffe Joffer. I am the leader of the Motumbu tribe.”
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“I want to live like the common people. I want to do whatever common people do.”
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“I’ve recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?”
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“The royal penis is now clean, your Highness.”
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“When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.”
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“I want to be your queen.”
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“With that outfit, you look like a frat boy in a training bra!”
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“Well, well, if it isn’t the prince of Zamunda! You’ve been away a long time.” HAPPY 8TH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR HUSBAND
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“Good morning, my neighbors!”
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“What you sell, boy?”
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“Ugh, ya moron!”
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“You must be out of your mind!”
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“If loving the Lord is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
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“Bark like a dog!”
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“You know how we have that little jingle, ‘Lookin’ good, feelin’ good?’ Well, we added a third part. ‘Smellin’ good!'”
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“Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife.”
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“So, you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.”
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“So if a man wants to walk around in moon boots, then I say let him!”
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“Let’s go get some ribs.”