![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWllMSmZudDcyQnh3KzF1YTc4RTAyRUhUeURyTUJ6SVZUYkFmZmY3L25ndnJqWHM2TFBQZlk5MVY5S0syei93RngvMDkwQ0dXWm00QVJLRk1ZSlNLNFU9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(2c3687f7581826e6340710bb2ec84431).jpg)
“I miss you like a squirrel misses its nut.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZXV4R2NFbzByM1Era1UwbVdVRjBCQXRCb3U2R2ZqUkdkWllmVGR6ZmpGMG80N0JyWGIyOFRiUjNkcm5RWXVLbFU9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(da2a3b604d0df3c1540546f65a765888).jpg)
“I miss you like a kid misses recess.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVTVJWlpoNDlxbWRtK1J3dzc0TllRRW5iRFVzb0VLdTdDRWU5R2VuQkNVQzN1MnBEWG0vV2pZdnM2eWNWTXQvQjZ6UFZtQnVUWE9oME9TRHdIbXZhN2hqcm1JdU1DeEt6MU93VVNpQXphaWJSdmdVdWNmT3RSQzNoVHFKTkJvTy9RPT0%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(bc8766acecaf8f09c76b9f3ae2a1434a).jpg)
“I feel like a part of me is missing, and by part, I mean all of you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZW5PSGRUZFMrY3RpekR2UXBpcHNSTGFJRWE2VTM1SlA2OGl6T0FBS0JRUjdTRzRZWlZQV2M5NnpYdStaZkVkNHRRV2VWMkliZGVIbng4SEhDTlRTbGU%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(fb4e4d6a7cbaed61dcd1dbfcf5ab1399).jpg)
“I miss you so much, it feels like a monkey wrench in my heart.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZGRyZE1sc1J5RXAwNXJhbndVZGxjc3QrZUhmblhRQUxjTGMvdXJFa0Q3ZDhaWlVzaW1tZ3dWNmdCUFdDVVE3V1pPZHIvNW8wQUtudWg0Z1ZFZ2FjcjBlT3FnV2tXWm10ekJjNCtOMVZUNkl3PT0%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(ea3740dd039e615b058730327c862af2).jpg)
“I miss you so much, my dial-up modem is faster than this separation.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZGNyVHlFVFhnWVZwQW9KWHNWQ053b2Z1U29ZNS9vN3lqQS9GbE5sd0hDelpLZndYSk9GQmpDTEx6UFZXdUpaUjA9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(4f111d40abe3a2769b0164cec56be15e).jpg)
“I miss you like a fat kid misses cake.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZXQ4aHI5S2ZGSDBXVVBMQ1NHMmxjRlN2WmtQSDRIdi9oa3U2RzByQXNlbHhwWXF0ZTZhbHRucDNtdDFpT1p2VUtjVUM1KzEwcTFXNUtTL0d5VTljSmQ%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(f44f9140a6fb5fa5eb26cf862ac5d398).jpg)
“I miss you to the moon and back, just like my student loan debt.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZnNwczFxaHBZbnVkR3RsbGJkWEJEZFdiYTNnQzM4UDZDdFJCaHZpZkJ6S0tXRnpVQ0o5RExOMytRRGF4SnRsU2M9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(2f805d83a10819d42e22bb9c8dc08dbc).jpg)
“I miss you like a bartender misses happy hour.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHFHVFo2Z3lISE9NU3lmN3VLM1lweGx6K1hHTEw3cGZjY3lNRkpuc3I5cjBleGtDUVRxRmxYdGg5TE1ZVE5DYTdiLzlWZWdVV2x5WlpEMVJOMjlSYlZ2MjIxbXNUYUN2Q0J5L0hRaEEvYmJzTTVTbjVXQUNmZVZyUkVOVXlBcHFRPT0%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(3a31213397294a1d74cbbadb7b1ca6df).jpg)
“I miss our face to face interaction, but at least I still have my virtual pet.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZFJrbG5rU2NtNmowZTE1QjYwYnVaVDlrcDhZUi9RWHFOS0pTY3ZIdzd6NkV3aGZoMllsdTNKUks5VTg0aGVzaHVaQUJzRXo1OEpTVzBLQlZvQUplbjk%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(34b22c68987d19703fd7576b23e14923).jpg)
“I miss you like an introvert misses social distancing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRY2hwMC8wYzc5OHlxNE9GMk5GWkRLck84REpxakw0NVEvR09EQWF2OTA5L3FzSlFIQWk5WTBsVFdwTTBLS2pXdmM9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(054c70f79be26af1fbbf75950531f7e8).jpg)
“I miss you like a ghost misses haunting.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZHJoN2IvZEFlNmxEaXVtQk1rUlNobEh5T0pmcG1NbDhBL1hJekxFSWUzUUg3ck1HcjAxSnl5NU5zclI3ODFiY2c9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(f2fa51ae683290c859249f6c26b21bbd).jpg)
“I miss you more than a fish misses water.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZlRCNmh3WVlBM2d4dGtwMFRUdFVEY2lGemhGSW9MbnBvdFRhdmVmbVBSZ1dhc2d6T0tkQUFldm1JdU43WlpsNE09/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(0b92ce3dfad2748b49612436441e532e).jpg)
“I miss you like a bad hair day misses a hat.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZWx6dkdxaStBSytidFNHZm1BR0E0SnZPd3YzQmEwSHpNV2FmK0hGYm5ibXlDeFZvL1pjV1BzQ2ZreEROblVjemM9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(05b13181bdab94c5025fb53ad743fe0e).jpg)
“I miss you like a plant misses sunlight.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZi90b0hVWVIyTzVCVnFUckMrYnpyNXF5MnZUSDEzUExiMVJCS09Fb2gxalpHZ3dERlkvdG42QUNwdTVaeTBmdG89/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(259b0e21af77d57be1eec75191a04159).jpg)
“I miss you like a dog misses its favorite treat.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZjFxZnFCdXFBVjd0YUsybjVuNDZUYTBtYTVkNnliblJlVzhpQWpUSkxDQkxHM0dib0RNUUVoeW05SVc1S2lJSVdIZVhWT3BRZnBEMWExUUROZ3hVUzM%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(ff0b5b1e97253bb2019a2ecee048423f).jpg)
“I miss you like a GPS misses direction.” ATHEIST CHRISTMAS QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZWZCb1IvYjBOWGpDdWNwRWNPSTZ0ZEozdXJFUVB2a29zZG5LSFhwZ0Q1aVExOXVIa0J0ODhsZjkyRnoxV1R0cFBxcFIxYkEyekRvaUhFSXR5dHFVdStobmdIRTZ6c2RnaVpCdEd6Qm9sQk45MVZFdkgwVkpGRzEzL3FjR2l2S3FvPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(c1e537d4f992b5362afa2d901edaedaa).jpg)
“I miss you so much, I almost started talking to the fridge like you’re inside.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZmJFckVMeU5VdU1LTDNtNjZ5RE1wdUN6MG1MOVNQMjRKa1UrSGhibHRJVzhjdC9BMGFIN0dEM1lTMm92UVR2VEk9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(c6b2005459148f6de782ba8ff8ebfe5e).jpg)
“I miss you like a penguin misses its ice slide.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZGkrdWd5SWI1bGpncllheWkwRDF6RVhDY0o0ZHNvL2VtRTBtRW5zbjFrTmNpczc2K091WEZleHpBMW85bGlVZ1E9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(ba5b18cecc3cede6e72ae97b6489f12c).jpg)
“I miss you like a teenager misses their phone.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZFc4VzJ0enZ6WGdhczcxWWhrUzRWWjVPWTNZOFpyN1NmRHhvRDlRSkE3Q1lCSFJ3RFNmdm9MMEE5S2dsYVNYc0U9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(940df18cee608b8734b3645f79a0147c).jpg)
“I miss you like a golf ball misses the hole.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZUdVNlFBQTlVQVlwaFA4c2c4Y3dWQ2FVQ05wZmIraUUyVlU3TVFTc2gyZ214M21nUDlaV1hjNkRrM0g5Z3habTA9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(94d51a5d710fada41c9811b9ca58b9b1).jpg)
“I miss you like a mosquito misses its target.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZDNGeEFINGt0S0ZDcUpNejFSS0RucU45L3FobWJFWnZFRGJkL0Q5dW5ESlByZVhHbksrazdheGp4RTU3bGVEUmc9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(239abdd5b6572d259042864e70af287f).jpg)
“I miss you like a camel misses its hump.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRYzZ6US9ERWVPcWgyZGt6RkdSVWh5cy8yYk1WNmdKQkpHQ0FZaisxV201Tk9WMERWcHFQT2w2R010RnNZM2hnOFEvRFlKQTNIRytZRXg3dXp2ZG9taFk%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(4847db42b100188f1484b786cd80bcbf).jpg)
“I miss you like a dishwasher misses dirty dishes.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZVpBdU8rN1BJVnlzT09VU0Vqb0JlbzFvSHIwUzBraWhRMkZldEdXU1lQcW1jMHB5TjA0S205eGdsL3RLZnlMSEhHQW1hMko1azJYTEtEQ3I5emY1Vno%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(a4b037ddbfc36e0c363cf428f11879c5).jpg)
“I miss you like a clown misses their polka-dot pants.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZkpBbjFJbnE5MHFjdTd5b2pOYUtJYlU2UlRaMm4xYlhWcW5KMFB6UGNxUERkbHdjd0l5TlJYMVNxUjFYMkMxWTVwajVaTDMvcnNWUllvclZ3cGF3ekdlRE4vK1RDdDNLb3Bxa2tKUUgvNll3PT0%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(6ba3853b3d31b0b51a645c60ab67ca97).jpg)
“I miss you so much, I considered petting random strangers’ dogs.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZTFpWHo2cC9OQXJMcFpSTldxYU41MXJKWU5ndnBkd21YdFZycWkyRVZkZ1lCd3ZVRllkWEh3dGE1L2V2SlVxZ1FCdzRwbDFUbURKQ1dNNWlPL0pjNW4%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(7246c4803a5a35d188d512a0882f03a2).jpg)
“I miss you like a squirrel misses its stash of nuts in winter.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZkR0c3hQdU51aktkeXkva3hXTko1Tm5zbS93VlUvM2tBbkVNUGIvNVF2RTJPRnlzd0U5a3NmTTlGTzZ3VFU1dEpvSnVoUHU4VDd3c2JoSDc0dGJROHg%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(71fd8a6cb0ad75bb28acc938d502ee7f).jpg)
“I miss you like a cowboy misses his trusty steed.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZWg0S1U4enBFL1hTWWVLbHlJL1hlS0lIQ29ZUHlXUUJmQTMwR3lDVUJ3UHVIeXYwL2ErQnJkSlNTSHE5RGtnUnc9/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(16f3190b3b80b63230bab3d53c40d079).jpg)
“I miss you like a zombie misses brains.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZCt6MnVhU0hwREZRSzd6VDJKQjlpWlhueFNyM1NtWWwxTFVteXg3eHQySHlVQ1l2Zm90bmR3d1NaZURzTEZhUWNiOUwwUWU4Tmlhd3orUTVIb3IxWHI%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(025fe530c7afb9a4071859b9a099dee7).jpg)
“I miss you like a Godzilla movie marathon misses popcorn.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZWxOSWVacnY0VU5ZMExXWDUxTnlDeG1mY0Q0UjZxWHFaRk9OUXlYMmxjTWZlTWFURXpoOG1ZelR4L2hha0JXbkZpN0EwV2dvWWh5Y0tROTZwZlkvMjA%3D/FUNNY+MISSING+QUOTES/(05b194fab537533a352adbf150af5e05).jpg)
“I miss you more than an astronaut misses gravity.”