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“Friendship: when your friend knows all your dirt and still loves you.”
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“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”
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“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
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“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
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“Friends pick us up when we fall down and if they can’t, they lie down with us and listen for a while.”
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“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”
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“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”
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“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there to support you.”
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“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you, even when you’re fooling everyone else.”
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“A best friend is like a star. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”
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“Friends are like snowflakes: if you pee on them, they disappear.”
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“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re cracked.”
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“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
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“Friends are therapists you can drink with.”
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“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!’” QUOTES ABOUT BEING BACKSTABBED BY A FRIEND
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“Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.”
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“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.”
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“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re utterly hilarious even when you’re not trying to be.”
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“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”
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“Friends are like stars; they brighten up your darkest nights.”
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“A good friend is like a box of chocolates – sweet, nutty, and always there to bring a smile to your face.”
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“Friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.”
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“Friendship: the ship that never sinks.”
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“A friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still loves you… well, at least pretends to.”
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“If you have a friend who makes you laugh, you have the best medicine in the world.”
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“Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.”
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“Friends are like snowflakes – they’re all unique, beautiful, and a pain when they stick to your windshield.”
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“True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, and always in style.”
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“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!'”