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“Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or trying to get a piece of it.”
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“Sorry, I only get a feeling when my tots are around. And by tots, I mean chicken.”
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“My goal is to make you think, to provoke intelligent discourse. But you the dumb motherf***er’s need every episode laid out like ‘Barney and Friends.'”
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“If you kick a man while he’s down, you better pray he doesn’t get up.”
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“I can handle racism, but Tom, I can’t handle being called Chinese.”
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“A pimp named Slickback is about as useless as a poopy-flavored lollipop.”
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“Huey, for your information, blowjob is not another word for advertising.”
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“Granddad, what’s up with all these weird-ass white people?”
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“Letting that little white boy call you a punk ass n***a. That was your Khartoum moment.”
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“No, Riley, I do not want to go see some Chinese ho-tel!”
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“Sometimes, you gotta take the initiative and beat the living sh*t out of somebody.”
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“The government has a long history of being asses!” FRIENDSHIP IS NOT BY FORCE QUOTES
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“I believe that there is a God, and I’m not afraid to say it. If something I say can start you to think, it’s done its job.”
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“Just because you’re beautiful and this is a cartoon, doesn’t mean that I can’t break your face.”
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“Listen, Bushido Brown, I don’t know who told you that I’m an easy target, but they lied.”
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“You just mad because your career looks like one of Mo’Nique’s shirts.”
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“Don’t get caught up in the hype, kids. Education is the only way out of the s**thole of life.”
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“Riley, your bladder control is about as reliable as a rusty faucet.”
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“What do you expect me to do? Turn down a U.S. Senator? I ain’t George W. Bush.”
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“The truth is a force of nature, and if you try to suppress it, it will find a way to push back.”
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“This is about fighting for a better tomorrow. Not just for ourselves, but for the generations to come.”
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“You see, what we have here is a failure to communicate… So I’m gonna go ahead and give you a taste of Southern hospitality.”