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“I work hard so that my dog can have a better life.”
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“I work hard because millions of people on welfare depend on me.”
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“Work hard, nap hard.”
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“I don’t work hard, I just act like I do so they’ll give me more money.”
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“I work hard because someone has to pay for my Netflix subscription.”
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“Work hard, nap harder.”
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“I work hard to support my coffee addiction.”
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“I work hard because someday my boss will ask me if I want to be executive or extra fries.”
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“I don’t work hard, I work smart. Just kidding, I work hard.”
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“I work hard because I know there’s a happy hour waiting for me at the end of the day.”
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“I don’t work hard for the money, I work hard so I can afford to be lazy.” 14 INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT GEEK
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“I work hard because nachos aren’t gonna buy themselves.”
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“I work hard because someone has to keep the coffee machine running.”
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“I work hard so my dog can have a luxurious life. Just kidding, I don’t have a dog.”
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“I work hard because who else will make terrible decisions on the dance floor at 3 a.m.?”
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“I don’t work hard, I work enthusiastically…when it’s time to go home.”
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“I work hard because shopping is my cardio.”
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“I work hard so I can afford all the snacks I eat while pretending to work.”
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“I work hard because my dream is to retire early and never work again.”
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“I work hard so I can afford to take spontaneous naps during lunch breaks.”