![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY2ZtZWNoaXZKclZxVVFGaXBhUjhzTDFDSHkwT2djcG9DUkZadnZUZEtFYnFSSDlRcmZ2QS8xYWVOc012VU1uaytFM2NZaCtrMi9ISTdaaFNjWjgvVS8xT3lIWlZIajlUU1owM0hyM3JtQTVhUWYvTjV3S1VqdWZmL0RaR2JqWFNLMFhkSmFHRklaTWFjSFh6Q3Q5cSswcU5VZ2xtUGErNXcyci9lcks2a3ZM/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(1228e05c2f86a16327d91867c4e8bea7).jpg)
“I don’t need a bunch of friends, I just need one who can tolerate me for more than five minutes.”
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“I’m not antisocial, I just prefer the company of imaginary friends.”
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“Instead of having no friends, I like to think of myself as a charismatic loner.”
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“I may not have any friends, but at least I have the entire internet to keep me company.”
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“No friends? No problem! More pizza for me!”
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“Who needs friends when you have a cat that pretends to listen?”
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“I’m so used to having no friends that I’ve started taking selfies with strangers.”
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“I’m my own best friend, although I do wish I could borrow some money from myself sometimes.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9Ec3RBQXNRK1pZSkFMOEVybnRIWFVkWFFMcEcxK0tzeWM3ZXpJcFNrcFJUSW9NSU5mVlhEcE9KdWVjR2NWZU14RStHQjNIL3NqUS9kbVRIeHlqSlR2QWtqTWlTeU5naHl0U3VLWUZGNmFQMHJFOVhLN2w2Qmc3VDhiZUNJOFBpTHRrPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(4b57db79b3122b7cacfab7f24ad3222c).jpg)
“I may not have friends, but I have mastered the art of talking to plants. They never judge.”
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“Being friendless is like having a permanent VIP section in solitude.”
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“I’d rather have no friends than fake ones. At least I can trust myself to be real.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2anRZVit2eTVBNklCVWhueGJENmNNWkJRMTFrVXBPWWJGRmxQbXJPQUdzUkRBdUxRVnhFTW54ZjB1RW1qVStNTEF1RGlmRCtPd0d1NE9aOVN4ZkVGUHlpZmhmTTZTWjAzV1Q0ckRjL0ZlalFCYTl3MkxPYkZnWHlHTGRVbDZLK1JrPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(2b75246d10f72cdcb2f2153772647526).jpg)
“I don’t need friends, I have my own theme song that plays in my head everywhere I go.”
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“Friendship is overrated. I prefer deep conversations with my fridge at 2 AM.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUlVrRUFBOEhrOWpOb2F1VDl1UEUrRXhyREN5Zkl0N2RYWCtXK3dOWVI0a1R2QkZuYklHQUh5cDlvOTV3YlB3NzB0ZkMrUTkzU09CRER6c1hYVlJsYnJtc3o0eXprQ2cxNDFsM1VGeDJYNnV4VFNvckpla0dxbEkzOGhsdGFuNkZIT0pvSExGUWI5WjVyRmQ5S2NCNXF3PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(c26ad8d0913bb4cf5de9b837b24e4eb1).jpg)
“If life gives you lemons and no friends, make lemonade and enjoy it all by yourself.”
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“They say misery loves company, but apparently, no friends love misery.” MONEY CAN T BUY HAPPINESS FUNNY QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU1pxNGY0SHdYMXFBMkVtVFBac2dHbTNtajRFcFVRQzVmaDFVT2ZYYjZnNXB6YUtxRm4vclRXVnlnSVFiUEpBS2laQU9wbVI4V0tFamtiamttVVU4ZXVuZ0NDK2d4QVhlY3pheDE1S1RkS3owL281eEZ6cHJiUDVGUE51QU0rSmdCd3ZpaGxyZTA0cVNlUGN5dXpGQzk4PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(96fb9b411e8a91d5ae8b61aa45e486cc).jpg)
“Having no friends means I get to watch my favorite shows in peace. Netflix and no chill.”
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“No friends might mean no plans, but it also means no drama. I call that a win.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjdOKzhCelZCV3l2UVJUblBNM2VkZlJ0N0k1bHJwanhwYkJ4N3hDWHY1eDVLeUJYS3Z2YnpUQ0xFSUtkZC8rSC9EWTVaVWhkQkxZRmNZZFlNTHlJTDNGcTI1ZzhweUozQThYMCtyYWJVZVVGcUxDVHR1MEVLa1R3c3ZVK1UydnJOMnFnaTdqZkZFT1VWRXB0dHdWeTZJPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(704033e6cd80c6dc77167858e21819b5).jpg)
“Friends come and go, but memes are forever. Thank you, Internet, for always being there.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVUkyT21FLzJNZ3QrcmE0aHBQc0FNTXp0Y1ArQ3pqc3R6MC9UZk5CZTRTRjZwSkx0bmRQeE5IcXlQY25yamEwa1g0ZTIxY2lWQ0dSMVhmeUpYdkxnVXRKaktZYjBKbVg3MDdLWTN0cUw5bURmWEpsU1plWmNuQ1Q0MjBTNVRKMnNRPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(a8b046180076407fa05f41d72963d8e1).jpg)
“No friends, no problem. I’m an expert at talking to inanimate objects.”
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“Who needs friends when you have a microwave that heats up your leftovers perfectly?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZjVvUHYwTmRUWTQ2YmNzZ05BTzlkUFJuM0hUd3d2Y0RQbWtQT1pleEZsOWlTL2R0NFNxTzB4SmNJNXd6SzJVSjFnSXdkbTl6Ukdac0VKeVpHYnAxRDI4R3drZjUwQ2VpbjhnbmF6ODUvQ3F0cGFQWGpPMVUzK0tYUHMrQ2NDSVR4QklWMExWNk56bWNkd2dqOGszNFhK/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(5cf83a4873ab31dfbb8f6cad5b19c095).jpg)
“I’m like a superhero, but instead of saving the world, I save my phone battery by not texting anyone.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTJWNnV1Mno0S1AxNkprQk5YZ0JMVUtoZGZQR3RYaTd2YmdvOEZkTHNnOU1SY2pOS3prMHg0MHhYQ2NLTHpMWk1TZmJnUW96UjhUcjh0NVBwYXBHSTZPa3ZENEdtcWRIRzY2T2VaUHZwelo4dGp4eG5CcmlmaENmL2ZuekpKeVZUTWpubTlpRGtZM1FaT2JGSzR2TWpZPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(f94bc2615c17ca50db68073067754c9c).jpg)
“I may have no friends, but at least I can save all my phone storage for cute puppy videos.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2anRZVit2eTVBNklCVWhueGJENmNNWmJjdTBNeG14RmRsWStMY28xSVZrT2l2SXowU09ia29RbGJNSXNGTFJuWlllOC9RV0xJcGJIRFUyZ2N0S2NtdkExRVppUlJtc1QxdUhSbmZDRUp5NktKK0hsUkQrdVY4bm9QQ0pIWTZKVnp1cHh2MVRkVHcxczFyOFV2dTlwZlAw/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(adfe07c7a019678b9973d6fb059c40fe).jpg)
“I don’t need friends to have a good time. I can entertain myself just fine, thank you very much.”
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“Having no friends means no judgment when I sing horribly in the shower. It’s all about perspective.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlF1TmJlN1ZhQ0pRTC96clNyRHBCS1dmdzRYVGRmSWptMmcvdUozWHZLZTNYOG5pelR2NkRkUVg4dGNzQmZqQjdjY0VENFJDRmdCM1g5T3NlclQ4T25ObTQ1ejlnbnpqSEF3RENNY2lCUGo4REQzRHA3Z21GdWowUmxtMlBSZmlwMHFxMXFSekQ1b2ZJUnlFWTFrMVdvPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(5fbef97f9e683e822b93f29925311767).jpg)
“Sure, I have no friends, but that just means I don’t have to share my snacks with anyone.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVUkyT21FLzJNZ3QrcmE0aHBQc0FNTnYwb1dqS1dTOE5xTVJ3TjZZMVREcGNnSFJ3UWNsUmhXY0VBb05KdDdIQmQ1Y25OUnJKSkV1d05QeXFMZzgxUVZBbTRZZmkwRkxyYjdHZVFQOUo0YjBleUdqcmd3dzJqKzZKS0hVcXc3RlNiTmg1a3ZZQjR2VlFvR2h4MFd3aG1SWEFSNXVTd2lMYkZ5WmVXYWlOc1ln/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(d0757176d9ab964e0ddaac18d6b76fad).jpg)
“No friends? No problem. I have my imagination, and it’s filled with unlimited imaginary friends.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiY1FidllpMzU1bjA4bjBiK2J2L2Q2WUsxTEwxcXlIQnVWZUo1eGFXd0oxN0xMOVhQbzBVdDBKazZRTEhGaXdPNUkvYys3WGlDT1M0WmcrbzBPaHRvaUhaWUlCSVZuZm1zU2pXTUYzeHVZcGExdHpsblB1dmJ2emd5UDJaQ29kUjNVPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(786b73f195f333ed1c63ad28b41cc63e).jpg)
“They say birds of a feather flock together, but apparently, I’m a majestic loner flamingo.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTJWNnV1Mno0S1AxNkprQk5YZ0JMVUtoZGZQR3RYaTd2YmdvOEZkTHNnOXdNOG5SV0xFZVh5ZDNIcUkyU2pyTmNkdnBQclFyR3hndXhnYzJXV0xkZndWdnVlV0J5TEpKcHNQQTdBbkMrNUVBV1BzR0ZIS2tDN3Q2VVZYYTkyWmVzZ1lwSHM3YW9OK1dHTWdnNVgwaXZvPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+HAVING+NO+FRIENDS/(b0cc54e38d3fd50014e149378a483977).jpg)
“I may have no friends, but I am always available for high fives. Just ask a mirror!”