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“I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need a drink!”
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“I drink to make other people interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
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“Everyone needs a little bit of liquid laughter in their lives.”
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“I only drink on days that end in ‘y’.”
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“I’m not a heavy drinker, I’m a fun enabler.”
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“I drink because it’s good. I drink because I deserve it. I drink because I need it.” – Negan (The Walking Dead)
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“I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.”
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“I exercise regularly. I drink wine.”
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“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
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“I don’t give a sip, I need a whole drink!”
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“I only drink two times a year: when it’s my birthday, and when it’s not.”
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“I don’t drink to forget, I drink to remember how awesome I am.”
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“I’ll stop drinking when I’m dead. Or when I run out of money, whichever comes first.”
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“Drinking is like having a vacation, without the tan lines.”
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“I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast.” MY FATHER SAID QUOTES
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“I didn’t say I needed to drink, I said I needed a drink.”
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“I’m not sure if I’m complaining or bragging, but alcohol is my coping mechanism.”
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“I like to have a glass of wine with my meal. And by ‘glass’ I mean ‘bottle’.”
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“I don’t have a drinking problem, unless I’m out of booze.”
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“I don’t need an excuse to drink, but I like to have one just in case.”
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“I don’t drink to escape reality, I drink to enhance it.”
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“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
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“I always give 100%… when it’s happy hour.”
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“I don’t need a big drink, just a moderate one will do… which is usually three times the size of a regular one.”
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“I don’t need therapy, I just need a glass of wine.”
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“I told myself I should stop drinking; then I thought, why not just have a shot instead?”
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“I don’t need a reason to drink, I just need a glass.”
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“My blood type is coffee, but I wouldn’t mind it being replaced with wine occasionally.”
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“I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.”