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“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”
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“Abs are great, but have you tried donuts?”
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“I’m not a gym rat, I’m a gym unicorn.”
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“Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth.”
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
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“I log my workouts in chocolate bars burned.”
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“Run like you stole something delicious.”
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“I work out to keep up with my chocolate addiction.”
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“Exercise? I thought you said accessorize.”
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“Exercise is my therapy…and by therapy, I mean shopping.”
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“I workout because I can’t rely on genetics alone.”
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“Sweating like a pig, feeling like a fox.”
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“I workout because I have a health nut for a pet.”
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“Running late is my cardio.”
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“I run because I really, really like food.”
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“I do crunches…in bed, reaching for the remote.” MISSING FAMILY QUOTES
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“I workout because I love food more than I love people.”
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“Don’t hate me because I’m swole.”
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“I may not be fit, but my personality is in great shape.”
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra cheese.”
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“I don’t do burpees, I do nap-pees.”
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“I lift weights…and sometimes, the remote control.”
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“Sweating out yesterday’s regrets.”
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“I work out because I don’t want to become a potato.”
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“Exercise? I thought you said dessert.”
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“I don’t sweat, I glisten…and sometimes, I melt.”
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“I’m in a committed relationship with pizza and workout buddies.”
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“I’m too cute to be this out of shape, so I hit the gym.”
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“Workout buddy wanted: must be willing to motivate and provide snacks.”
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“I may not have a six-pack, but I have a six-pack of tacos waiting for me after this workout.”