![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU3ZKUTN1RW81VGo0LzUrU2JEbnhtYWZrNFlwVzhZMUFXb0RuNnkvcWliRVY4Nkp2dXdjN0I3d255Zk80WG5JYVJQZEowdDBSczhBWFQ0Q0ZTNy8yMjVBUUtRWStvRVJySEhQRW4ySU9iWlNEZWpPVWZRdWJpUUhvNEJtaEt3b2dpNnk5cklYdkV0RGZQWmpMenVtMmd2STNoY1MxSWNHd2RaSVpTcTJwZTRP/FUNNY+ELEGANT+QUOTES/(089d35f8f1306e0c24b81ffee95ef06f).jpg)
“I may be old, but I’m still young at heart. It’s just my body that’s failing me!”
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“I have a sophisticated sense of humor. That means I laugh at my own jokes.”
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“Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a gentle reminder that numbers can sometimes be cruel.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUkVBOExIaHdySHM2eVFNWjBCQTBteGVVazRVSFV4S1BJNGtUL3dJanhPbVFaYkJXQVluNDVSRHNEZ2piRUF4UXlyQ2hadTBmL1pKMVdPRTgrempnWUphajlId1k5M0pvbHg0UGY3aEVDN3U%3D/FUNNY+ELEGANT+QUOTES/(9e722444b2f8c6e2e81331bbee16f3dc).jpg)
“I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not so sure.”
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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“I’m not clumsy. I’m just trying to avoid the floor’s hugs!”
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“I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.”
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“I don’t need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me up!”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer. The wind in my face when I chase after the ice cream truck is enough motivation!”
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“If life gives you lemons, just add some vodka and tonic. Cheers!”
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“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!”
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“I’m not crazy! The voices inside my head are just having a party.”
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“I used to be flexible. Now I can’t even touch my toes without groaning.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT FAKE LIFE
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“Some people say I have a short attention span, but I don’t think that’s true. Oh look, a squirrel!”
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“I’m not a baker, but I can definitely make some good dough – the edible kind, I mean.”
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“I don’t have a midlife crisis. I have a midlife celebration, complete with confetti and chocolate cake!”
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“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
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“I don’t diet. I just eat whatever I want, and let the chips (or in my case, chocolate) fall where they may!”
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“I don’t snore. I dream of being a motorcycle, that’s all!”
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“I don’t need glasses. I just like to wear them to make everyone else look blurry and attractive!”
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“I don’t need an expensive gym membership. I have my TV remote, and that’s enough exercise for me!”
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“I don’t need a personal stylist. Mismatched socks and bedhead are my signature look!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aVVaaDJkQ1RDMUkwUEs2R3p3dDNJemxzU0pCSHJibmh5a0Z2ZERhN0VENStFcUZUWGtpTGhpcStxWEJ4NnJ1NWd3TzQ4MmNqUWJSajE3L2dPWWcyY3B3MmZTZGVCd2lMSnFmcXJaTlhLUmZvaXdRc0dFdHBISUpwdjRUbkVQSHU0PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+ELEGANT+QUOTES/(ca58213a5eb42ae8103224713b9ef751).jpg)
“I don’t need an excuse to have fun. Life is too short for boring and serious!”
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“I don’t need a personal chef. I’m perfectly capable of burning toast all by myself.”
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“I don’t need a therapist. Laughter is the best medicine, and I’ve got a great sense of humor!”