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“I asked the computer if it believed in aliens. It said, ‘I’m not sure, I’ve never met one. But I know a few programmers who might be from another planet.'”
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“Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.”
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“The best computer advice I ever got was to use a mouse with a mousepad. Now I have a pet mouse running on a tiny treadmill.”
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“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
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“I own a computer because my brain is divided into folders and subfolders.”
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“Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a lot of bugs.”
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“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”
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“Computers are great; they can help you solve a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.”
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“I accidentally dropped my computer on my foot. I got a terabyte.”
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“Why did the computer catch a cold? It left its Windows open.”
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“Computers are like girlfriends. You have to keep upgrading to get better performance.”
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“The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.”
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“Why did the computer go to art school? It wanted to become a Mac painter.”
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“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user-friendly.” QUOTES FOR 6 MONTHS ANNIVERSARY
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“Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25!”
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“What’s the difference between a computer virus and a cat? One screws up your system, and the other is a pet.”
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“Software developers have no sense of humor; they just code.”
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“I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. But right now, I really knead a new computer.”
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“Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.”
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“I named my dog ‘Five Miles’ so I can tell people I walked Five Miles every day.”
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“If a computer program messes up, it’s someone’s fault. If a pencil messes up, it’s still your fault.”
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“The best way to speed up your computer is to throw it out the window.”
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“The internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.”
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“My computer just beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing.”
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“I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?”
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“What’s the most used language in programming? Profanity.”
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“My computer’s got Miley Virus. It has stopped twerking.”