![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVmx3YnE2YVJkSnpMRHBQUkhPODdmQ0JPcCs5L1N6Qk0ycnhFWTU4SnFIU1ZpeVFRRkIyVG1PNUprN0tKNGdnNUtTTlNOSmtYRkNMcE5zS0dUQmlYQWhoWTNDckhlYXNLdzhuUWd6T0UzWEw4amozRVFsL1J6Q3pMWW5xdzNabHNRPT0%3D/SARCASTIC+SAYINGS+AND+QUOTES/(649680ef93ed23597cb05ef7df279faf).jpg)
“Oh, I’m sorry, did my sarcasm get in the way of your perfect world?”
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“Sure, I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.”
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“Oh, please, tell me more about how important your selfie is.”
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“Oh, great idea! Let’s just add more drama to the situation.”
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“I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.”
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“Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot that I only exist to entertain you.”
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“If only sarcasm was an Olympic sport, I’d definitely win the gold.”
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“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just allergic to stupidity.”
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“Oh, so you’re a self-proclaimed expert on everything? Fascinating.”
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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stranger, right?”
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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’.”
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“Congratulations, you just won the award for stating the obvious.”
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“Sure, I’ll go the extra mile. But only if it’s paved and has a drive-through.” NEVILLE GODDARD QUOTES
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“It’s not that I’m opinionated, it’s just that I’m always right.”
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“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just fluent in sarcastic.”
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“Please, tell me more about your expertise in my life.”
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“If only you could run as fast as you mouth.”
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“Oh, I love it when I ask a stupid question and receive a sarcastic answer.”
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“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”
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“Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.”
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“I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I’m asleep.”
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“I don’t have a smart mouth, I have a sassy mouth. But I always back up my sassiness with classiness.”
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“No, no, please continue telling me how your life is so much more exciting and important than mine.”
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“Oh, I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?”
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“If you want to experience air superiority, try inhaling my sarcasm.”