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“Sure, let’s be friends on Facebook so I can enjoy your constant updates about what you had for breakfast.”
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“Thank you for sharing your 500th selfie today. My life would be incomplete without knowing what you look like every hour.”
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“Congratulations on becoming the official weather reporter for Facebook. I didn’t realize my newsfeed was lacking the daily weather forecast.”
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“It’s impressive how your grammar and spelling skills seem to have gotten worse with every new Facebook status update.”
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“I’m so grateful for your daily doses of inspiration and motivation. Who needs real friends when they have Facebook friends like you?”
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“Please, keep posting those vague, attention-seeking statuses. We’re all dying to know what’s wrong without you actually telling us.”
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“Thanks for reminding me why I don’t miss high school. Your drama-filled Facebook updates bring back so many memories.”
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“I didn’t realize I had signed up for your daily newsletter on Facebook. Your opinions are truly life-changing.”
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“You definitely deserve an award for having the most overused Facebook filters on your pictures. Congrats!”
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“I’m glad you feel the need to post a daily update on your weight loss journey. The world couldn’t function without knowing how many pounds you’ve lost every day.”
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“Wow, your inspirational quotes are so original and unique. I’ve never seen them posted on every other Facebook profile.”
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“Thank you for posting hourly workout selfies. It really inspires me to sit on the couch and watch TV.”
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“You have a talent for posting the most pointless updates on Facebook. Keep up the good work!”
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“I’m sorry for not liking your 20 vacation photos on Facebook. I didn’t realize I had to validate your trips.”
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“Oh, so now you’re an expert on every topic because you googled it once? I’m amazed at your vast knowledge, Facebook professor.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT NARCISSISM
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“Thanks for sharing your daily horoscope updates. Now I know the best time to avoid you.”
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“Your food pictures always look so appetizing. I mean, how could I resist blurry photos of your uncooked spaghetti?”
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“You should be proud of your impeccable Facebook game. Your passive-aggressive posts are pure art.”
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“I’m grateful for all the enlightening political discussions on your Facebook page. It’s refreshing to see you change the world one heated argument at a time.”
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“Do you ever wonder what life was like before you started oversharing your relationship on Facebook? Oh, wait, you probably don’t.”
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“Your constant humble-bragging on Facebook is truly admirable. You’re the pinnacle of modesty.”
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“Congratulations on constantly changing your relationship status on Facebook. I’m happy to see your love life is as stable as ever.”
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“I find it impressive how you manage to look incredible in every single photo you post on Facebook. Please teach us your secrets, oh mighty Photoshop wizard.”
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“Thanks for filling my newsfeed with meaningless quizzes and surveys. I didn’t realize I needed to know what mythical creature I am.”
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“I genuinely appreciate how your daily Instagram posts conveniently find their way to my Facebook feed. It saves me the trouble of checking multiple platforms to see your breakfast.”
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“I’m glad you’re always quick to comment on my Facebook posts, pointing out every grammatical error I make. You’re like my personal digital editor.”
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“Your Facebook updates about how busy you are truly inspire me to do absolutely nothing with my life.”
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“Your constant need to complain about your job on Facebook is a real joy to read. I can’t wait for the 127th update about your annoying boss.”