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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.” – Jim Halpert
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“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” – Michael Scott
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“I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not a hero. I’m a high functioning weirdo.” – Dwight Schrute
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“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
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“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not saying I’m Superman. But let me just put it this way. If I were to be shot in the head, I’m pretty sure everything would be right as rain.” – Creed Bratton
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“I love this company more than most of you don’t know each other, that’s for sure.” – Michael Scott
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“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” – Michael Scott
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“I declared bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT ART FOR KIDS
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“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
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“I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the ’60s, I made love to many, many women – often outdoors, in the mud and rain. It’s possible a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.” – Creed Bratton
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“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to be the boss of dancing.” – Michael Scott
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“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute
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“I’m here to make friends, earn trust, and have fun. It’s all in that order.” – Michael Scott
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“I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor
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“Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not a baby. I’m a man. I am an anchorman!” – Michael Scott
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“I don’t get it, what’s so wrong about a person wanting to do something that he loves?” – Kevin Malone
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“I didn’t say it. I declared it. Fact.” – Stanley Hudson