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“A successful relationship requires falling in love multiple times, with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
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“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” – Unknown
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“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles M. Schulz
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“Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?” – Unknown
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“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
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“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
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“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
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“A true relationship is when you can insult each other without taking offense.” – Charlie Chaplin
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“I love you more than pizza. And I really love pizza.” – Unknown
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“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
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“Relationships are like armpits. Sometimes they stink, and sometimes they’re just really hairy.” – Unknown
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“I love you like a hobbit loves second breakfast.” – Unknown
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“If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?” – Unknown
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“I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.” – Unknown
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“Love is telling someone to go to hell and making them look forward to the journey.” – Unknown SUZANNE COLLINS FAMOUS QUOTES
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“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” – George Carlin
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“I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts.” – Unknown
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“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” – Unknown
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“Relationships are like teeth. You brush them, and sometimes they still stink.” – Unknown
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“I love you more than Kanye West loves Kanye West.” – Unknown
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“Love is hiding in the bathroom from your kids for five minutes of peace.” – Unknown
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“Relationships are like a can of Pringles. Once you pop, you can’t stop.” – Unknown
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“I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.” – Unknown
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“Love is being able to fart and laugh about it together.” – Unknown
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“Relationships are like yard sales. From a distance, they look like a lot of fun, but once you get closer, you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.” – Unknown
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“I love you more than a cat loves playing with a laser pointer.” – Unknown
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“Love is telling someone they have something in their teeth without making a big deal about it.” – Unknown
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“Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?” – Unknown