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“I can’t make any big decisions today, Mercury must be in retro-chocolate” – Unknown
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for when I become a star” – Unknown
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“Sorry, I can’t adult today. My stars are in a weird alignment” – Unknown
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“If my horoscope said I should jump off a cliff, I’d probably check the weather forecast first” – Unknown
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“I don’t need a horoscope to tell me I’ll need caffeine to survive the day” – Unknown
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“Sagittarius: the sign of wanderlust, impatience, and a tendency to hit the snooze button 10 times” – Unknown
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“I’m not stubborn, I’m just a Taurus. Wait, that is stubborn, never mind” – Unknown
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“I’m like a blooming flower, except it’s a blooming disaster” – Unknown
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“Gemini: the sign of having two opinions and changing them both in the same sentence” – Unknown
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“I’m not indecisive; I’m just considering all of my future selves’ opinions” – Unknown
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“Maybe I’m just crabby because I’m a Cancer” – Unknown
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“Aquarius: the sign of being too cool for school, but constantly feeling like a weirdo” – Unknown
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“I must be a Leo because everything I do is roaringly fabulous” – Unknown MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT HARD WORK AND PERSEVERANCE
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“Virgo: the sign of overanalyzing, overthinking, and overdoing everything” – Unknown
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“I don’t need a horoscope; my inner Pisces already has all the answers” – Unknown
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“Libra: the sign of balance, beauty, and borrowing your clothes without asking” – Unknown
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“Scorpio: the sign of intensity, mystery, and a secret stash of snacks” – Unknown
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“I’m not avoiding responsibilities; I’m just using my Pisces powers to dream up better solutions” – Unknown
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“Capricorn: the sign of ambition, responsibility, and a frequent flyer card to Overthinkingville” – Unknown
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“I’m not a drama queen; I’m just rehearsing for my future Broadway debut” – Unknown
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“Aries: the sign of enthusiasm, impatience, and a tendency to start things but never finish them” – Unknown
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“Stars don’t only align; they also wink at me and say ‘let the chaos begin'” – Unknown
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“I’m not fragile; I’m just a sensitive soul wrapped in layers of sarcasm” – Unknown
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“I’ll believe in horoscopes the day they say ‘today is the day you’ll win the lottery'” – Unknown
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“Who needs a crystal ball when you have a smartphone and Google?” – Unknown