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“I opened my third eye, but all I saw was my missing car keys.”
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“My third eye is more like a third eyebrow – always raising in confusion.”
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“My third eye told me to quit my job and become a professional nap-taker.”
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“I asked my third eye for answers, but all it said was ‘Netflix and chill’.”
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“My third eye is like a crystal ball, except it just shows memes and cat videos.”
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“My third eye is so lazy, it prefers to watch TV instead of predicting the future.”
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“I should’ve known better than to trust my third eye’s fashion advice – it told me to wear socks with sandals.”
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“My third eye is like a needy roommate – constantly asking for snacks and water.”
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“I asked my third eye for enlightenment, and it replied with ‘have you tried yoga?'”
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“My third eye is more like a party animal – it’s always winking at strangers.”
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“My third eye thinks it’s a built-in nightlight – it keeps me awake with its glowing antics.”
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“I tried to rely on my third eye, but it seems to be on a permanent vacation.”
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“My third eye knows all the lyrics to ’90s boy band songs, but nothing useful.” SELF HARM PREVENTION QUOTES
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“My third eye predicted the future once – it told me I’d drop my phone in the toilet, and it was right.”
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“Sometimes I wonder if my third eye is just trolling me with false information.”
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“My third eye’s idea of enlightenment is a bottomless basket of chicken wings.”
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“I asked my third eye for relationship advice, and it replied with ‘more pizza, less drama’.”
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“My third eye wants a raise – it claims it has been predicting earthquakes since birth.”
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“My third eye is convinced it’s a fashion guru – it tried to convince me that mullets are making a comeback.”
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“My third eye is like a snarky teenager – it rolls its metaphysical eye at everything I say.”
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“My third eye only speaks in dad jokes – it’s a real sight for sore eyes.”
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“I asked my third eye to help me find my life purpose, and it suggested becoming a professional pajama model.”
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“My third eye believes in the power of positivity, as long as there’s chocolate involved.”
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“My third eye is like a Google search engine – except it just brings up cat memes and conspiracy theories.”