![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDFwa0o0cmJnaXRhSEw0TkZscnpWQWpKYlFBaXArSnpBOXlYVjVKcXE2OWFBcWVNRnFCVkZ2bk5yRjBFLzFEcVZSaUNUOGdCREVpaVNJK2I0SWZKWG9rSmdxVFJEZHJLVzdhY0Q2R2NJUTU%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(9bd88e343837fc074b42a8bcadffb148).jpg)
“Kapag ako’y tumawa, parang may banda na nagpi-practice.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZERMQWRtKzRiNHJleFBZWHlneitpWHIwSmVrRDJ2WDc4d2RFaERrallac0dCZndKc2MwckpsSDRxMEp6elVQS2Vib0NzZlJQZmJEbVdZLzcwcGQzTEE9/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(386ccfacbda88dfe3034acf04d5a57bc).jpg)
(When I laugh, it’s like a band is rehearsing.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMTZMelBWOWZyaDN4VThnZ0J2OVJQbm9ONCtNdzN3d00raXQrZ3A3ekYyblBJWGRoS2VVZjNNeDgraDhEaXNXRUI5S3dmSGdhcG5VM2ZuVFFvc2kxVkJCemFVWGFqV3Qvc3NEK0VwN3J2aEpmQnRrWlNNOHBpeXJaSTVjSXFFekYrWjdmZlZ1REFxQU5mQkRnQ3YzKzVZPQ%3D%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(8aa15a3f634983ae31267059cf67947c).jpg)
“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang baraha. Wala sa’yo ang tambak, sa’kin naman ang talo.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIdEgxZ1pRZUVaL2xsQSsvUWdxRFNRVmU5TVNtMGorVEZUVGFUMWNUVFZqaGpNQlozTkFnbGdEcVNvd1hxRkd3bFV1aURZb2Q5R09EUXBMTXlLRXB3VGxSOXlweU5JYnErZTJnYzRiWHpEenRBPT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(ff0117adbd45b4ee27b4c9539d94ad5b).jpg)
(My love for you is like a deck of cards. The pile is not with you, the losses are with me.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMWw5enhWb2NnemZETHBOeEUyOTNKSkQzaFZqaG5SZlk3ZE1qS0I0clU5aFl1QjE5RjRJWkE2NnFYb3VOb0U5SUNMT0Fiejk1RjBVSW5TUXpvQ0RxQ0RqQlVqSTcyNmJxdU84S0JHc2M0ZTk%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(ad096f66c949e2d769220f81ac9f06f5).jpg)
“Sabi mo love is blind, pero bakit ang dami mong nakitang iba?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVnBLT0IrZXNzZ09TQ3IzR3gxU01yRGJzYWV5UXJjdVdmYXcyNUVIRzE5cGN0TTJOeCtuaTBEOSthbnVpSWFxano5dnVVSFRnREo0azl0TEsya3cvZFZDd3duOHdBaitpR3ZpZGcwUkI5NVc%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(9e731b2cfeda5c4d2ca2d3e2e9ec8fb2).jpg)
(You said love is blind, but why do you see so many other people?)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMTZMelBWOWZyaDN4VThnZ0J2OVJQbm9ONCtNdzN3d00raXQrZ3A3ekYybmMyaWgrZHVBNlphbHk1RFgwTzF6Ti81OU0zOTJmaVVnMnlqay9OblpCcTZ4SnNNajNKWjRqdlZ6SklkRnVxekZJU0d1djZZY0RCd2dGSStpY2xBN3B3PT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(88f4f646dcb7801007b9e6335394b30e).jpg)
“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang candy. May wrapper pa para walang siyang taning.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIdjVvaGtQUks1YjdKVHZmVTIrTVN1SjBPWFdKNnNQWkRkMW13QkpsbnRLNnRPTDRZVHpXWno1VGJpOFFrcEZPdEo3OHlqdHR0UElWRHlwKzB6dmd3Szc%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(d0fc62b39959f5574295721c09f58e55).jpg)
(My love for you is like a candy. It has a wrapper to avoid expiration.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMOWwxZndtdzVORUNMZXJGbVdGRkJpT1hic2MrYVpuV1pCa3AzTHgrbDF0S09kTTQrNUo2MXZsUEszV3pyRE8xQy9ZeTE1V3YzNnBlb3FzN216YXhnMmY1VkdYd1BoWVZmaC9GVnpQVFR5ekV1Yzg3dFVhbnU3bGdDOUIxbHVvbHZRPT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(57d0eb896b5263c035c6a963a9df9c72).jpg)
“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang cellphone load. Kahit gaano karami, nauubos din.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIdC91TS9SL0kxS0VwclBjQmp5UG9MTVhQNHA4TTY3a0Y3dm0wOGlVZDZNVkVQN0Npajk4bjdLUURONW1KN2tHaG9Xa2VLWFV2ZWp3SndtR2NKcnAvQWxtVE9KUUE1V1NqZkhRNEVkRlJSWXZRPT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(5621f61d5110f8e2a43194708a896c83).jpg)
(My love for you is like cellphone load. No matter how much, it will run out eventually.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMeDlLYVNmeVNPQW11aG03dUNWOE5nMGRFcGV5eENFWkprb3JBUlgyditHTnhGT0ZUQ3c0S0thaVNPUWFGTVhaTERVV1EwcEltTkRNekZBcWFhYnpMcEI5OE5JbFVzQUlhRVFYcmRFSEhpYno%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(1222b28e263b0fe4725847492f2af646).jpg)
“Sabing asukal ka ba? Kasi tamis ng pag-ibig ko sayo.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVHY4dXVZQlVMWWdpczRYVUJFbFAxcHpjS1Y4cmh4UXgzaldiY1hIenRwRmRTVTdMT0ZnZktvRVA4MjNkcUV1dEx4aUF2M2VldTN5M1E5a1RoNm9xSHY1OW44SVc4MElFQUNGM1VXTEo5OG4%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(dff59c5538f25ff82ac250fc721f6fbc).jpg)
(Are you sugar? Because that’s how sweet my love is for you.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMlpXOTZGTzV6MGg4NWdjenpBV2NaY2V0ZmcyNUI1RTlucU42V3ZwMWM2N3JVY1dVTGlLeVY2NWhOb2J6ZDRsM2c5U3BLckhxMTlVZzJpNmVLLy9pcFB4WmtEbkJXYk0wOGVXOGc5M3RWaUE%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(d89e2b80cd645ab410452951183bfbae).jpg)
“Ang cute-cute mo, parang happiness ko, may expiration din.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZnViQVh2TFJXNXcvTHlXRDVvYkdlM3hxS3lUZXBMZVR1djFUeWhQMndSVEZEZ1J0T1pKM1JhRUt5M1BXc2J5SEhOT095NSt0dE5Fc1Y1cWFYbGJvWk05SWtGMjBuSjFPYWljUXRhZlIwOHY%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(33be16cdb78d21c2f010e332e9789fec).jpg)
(You’re so cute, just like my happiness, it also has an expiration date.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMHJDUWkrcDNQVGE1V25XRXlBK2kveEV5ajN3bkNDemp2OEY4ZlJweS9mOTFKVXBlUlltOFU1d0MvZStaM0QvV0xnWDdWWUppM3NXRG1Xa29NVkFzL2s9/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(3fdd79b912486fdff7b05406947a7208).jpg)
“Sabing mahal kita, gusto mo ba ng resibo?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVUxaUHo5b0NXcGlaN1lqNlhqZElmVTkzdVlRelp3VzZjekVGVVJHOHprVitUK25WNi9wT1IzWWJLRHQ5d2s5THc9PQ%3D%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(3ac608229c27c6f328184f8725a60fbd).jpg)
(I said I love you, do you want a receipt?)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMOWwxZndtdzVORUNMZXJGbVdGRkJpT1hic2MrYVpuV1pCa3AzTHgrbDF0S2g1NlVveER5UTFiMUlMQ08xUGlCUEh0V09Jayt2djVhU2lOL2pSMmpmQ3pZSHVJeVpnb0NBNkRmQitQSis2NHJWQWRUYk9RK09wdENtVXNyekcvcnN3PT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(a1059a74660f695d9dba6376c38fae94).jpg)
“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang baso. Habang tumatagal, lumulubog sa lupa.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIdjdTOStSRDFBOUxDMmZSTnZQNjhjbFpLQlJVM1E0NUZ3UFg4V2dJWnVJMVRkNTZhbm5XUno2aGJmelZRTm9aRGt1QlcxNTN3d0UwM001bWMvbnBWTUc%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(27d795cc15a9c595dbb1119e5c023485).jpg)
(My love for you is like a glass. As time goes by, it sinks into the ground.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMOWwxZndtdzVORUNMZXJGbVdGRkJpT1hic2MrYVpuV1pCa3AzTHgrbDF0S1AvcTVpQk42NkhUOVNLbHN6WDZxZXUrUkJKR0owN3FsSy9NSjhRYzF5SVRDK1Z1Q3d1aWMxSmtXeWtwZEJjWi8rSFZuNW1IcFlGOTA2NVV6ZlB6ZjJRPT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(ea1046982779961ba7560825b0a549fd).jpg)
“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang elevator. Pag sobrang sweet mo na, bababa na ko.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIdXZCcWtUZkFRZHdBSzBqSHcwbG5tQko1UlI4b1Q1ZEVTMlRSK0h3KzZLZnpqMG83Yy9lRnJVRGF0SG9XQ0JMNkpuN0crWnFMaHExeHR3cUtLaTFCdlZLN2xpSktHbmFsZ29TR0dqV2RsYmxBPT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(6b537832d4317e2d672acf33d577f0e8).jpg)
(My love for you is like an elevator. When you’re too sweet, I’m going down.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMTZMelBWOWZyaDN4VThnZ0J2OVJQbm9ONCtNdzN3d00raXQrZ3A3ekYybnNhWnFOenJkbnVXenV1Nkc0a0JqVlpoeVFMcmF4cFVzRWtpRHhtOEpOM2R5OEowUnB4Y3dvRlRWQmZJMWk1RUE1azFKRytRWjdvRlNEOVlxQWg3L3p3PT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(5eae11bad3bc8023fe448c9fafee51d7).jpg)
“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang fart. Kahit gustong pigilan, hindi mapigilan.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIdlpMWXYrM0t3OEFlVjJiWTFPN3doUlYyZkg1Vk5MWTUxQ1RCbWVOem1WelpIVzVwcmE4ZWlQQXNPOEFaeVZaLyt0Vy9TRHdTZ3NlRm91ekJ4VnZON0U%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(3529e69fb394dcb57214249e3000b775).jpg)
(My love for you is like a fart. Even if I want to stop it, I can’t.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMNjJRSG8wbnA4RzZvTUdSb1NJaHlJU3JUc3JPOHdGVnJ1d05jVFFZU2IxQ3Q4UlVvdmFTTmxvaE9pYkFSWGhkcjk0SmJncTNpRFFZMzNvTEtzaHdvTURPSVRpai8xY3IyNnhZeFpncGdBRE5wR0JPZGNFcURSVHlsbnBSNm5SclhBPT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(fb9ac7b56cb0a8b6691a9142721e6faa).jpg)
“Love is like a mosquito, it sucks your blood but it also gives you pleasure.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWG8walZJVUJiMnYwMmY0RDVMSHJ1M3ZrTVdST3dvQzJjd2hVZ3JXaFR3QUhtSDJ5N1NTeVN4RFhHM256SHpQZ1lSb3lkNU9IWmQ1TVdZY2V0K3RrcUxveG1ibTR2dmQyZFBOejNyMzJOZmZ1WmFJK01zQThsRlk1S2swQjVXUVlBPT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(935b3f5713dffb82c739f3d004fc056f).jpg)
(Pag-ibig ay parang lamok, sumisipsip ng dugo mo pero nagbibigay din ng kaligayahan.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMTZMelBWOWZyaDN4VThnZ0J2OVJQbm9ONCtNdzN3d00raXQrZ3A3ekYybldraUlPV1RZM2orclBLaC8zM1pMaW9rYnh5b0lubkFxV2ppQ1V0eklWY2s9/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(39670d6a46062aac275100e00d4350b8).jpg)
“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang traffic. Laging blocked.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIdk9rQmIxTkpWdnRDWlk2UlU4eit3MngxeklTRXFodisrM1hqWHpMT0xpTmJBQUVXZmJ1R0czK0c1SzFybzgvcFk9/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(8995971d862fb51c46638c92ad81ca7f).jpg)
(My love for you is like traffic. Always blocked.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMWw5enhWb2NnemZETHBOeEUyOTNKSThXWTRlNjVRY01kU3RqcmJ5MGJqMjV4ajhVcmY2bURnQUJlVTR0UGdObTlqeTdUMnZSMnJ2dlVWdkU2Y201bW55NmtLbElmZjlyakpvalF5QWMzQSs%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(3afa7f5f6ab45cdd289aff1dfdbcbcfd).jpg)
“Sabi mo lover mo ako, pero bakit may iba kang binebentang isda?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUjQydTJUMHpRbzhlTDRNUXlZc0Ixb2IwaHJmU2dLZzNBRnl5UGpld3NwNmRKTlp0UzU3UXFwbWdqcWhYMzFRS2hXK2V5SjB2dnE3OVRCTXl3UlArTllsbnVuTytVeURxUzkveFJmNHNnWjg%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(ee3b4fd33ab555ac4a52428545f1a4ec).jpg)
(You said I’m your lover, but why are you selling fish on the side?)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMTZMelBWOWZyaDN4VThnZ0J2OVJQbm9ONCtNdzN3d00raXQrZ3A3ekYybjJkUHRpc2xXeVlmYVFwdDREMzF0bHgxaG1XcEdhaCtGZGI5dlF6YWVKT2ZaSjZlTVVtZWlBWlhqMjUzaXlHWlRTT2NtREkxVnBYckE0aDhLNmNEV3k3UWxGU21uOWdtUGdzL1I2VC9xdS9zPQ%3D%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(bfa20cc6f16a5dce69d388cdab364a4b).jpg)
“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang utang. Hindi mawala-wala.” WEDDING ANNIVERSARY IN HEAVEN QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIc29EaDEvRFU1ZTlzdHJPby9HUjY1ZUloRitYRzRpY3FUZ3dqY3pFaTZEbFh3TXhGVXAzK1Y0UUtHQ0kxYjZNT0E9/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(1e72c96a2ba67739531834d1e83679ed).jpg)
(My love for you is like a debt. It never disappears.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMHJDUWkrcDNQVGE1V25XRXlBK2kveit6R2NZWGpnQklJS2xRYlRXeU1zS1kyZHArZWxiVy9lcUhmYXVvUFhNL0plbS8wbW5jNjZZN1F3UUhGOFNPRmU3b0dLcGNqL0VWL0NHSVpSNDlCcDI%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(2bf369d0d6e28dc615936de299aab83c).jpg)
“Sabing mahirap mag-move on, pero ang sweldo mo, laging delayed.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUVcyVFM4c2ZNUGcwVExsRnVqVVlCTyszTG5TOUpQVCtmWVltbVgwQVlTM21QcmJ5VDRlMVhTbTRKRkxQallZRXc0a0ZxbmwzZ0FFSjY0bVpPbUdEbHVlUEtxS0szaDFPUXFMSTA0OGN5bjY%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(10b95e0fc52b4365c81d5aabc80a20e6).jpg)
(They said it’s hard to move on, but your salary is always delayed.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMOWwxZndtdzVORUNMZXJGbVdGRkJpT1hic2MrYVpuV1pCa3AzTHgrbDF0S0xNbUtpbk0wclR2aTlkR2V1dm9IRHlHZS9Hc3MxeUwzNUZzeW1yQ005RG5jWWF0c3dTTGVwU1JIUE1aZFNQZ2o%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(4439b37d26424e92b4c54251914240b4).jpg)
“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang tenga. Madalas lang dinudulas.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIc2ZWL0JlNkVIK0QrWENJS0lkcHpFUjZLOEEyL2RtZTJpSWgzdmh3VGFXYjJTL3Mwb0xWYzQ0blZnVXRRa1NsRGZOUjlaT1NveEVOeXZMSWQxU001SlA%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(4e6a7168b9e40ad665260a04d83220d1).jpg)
(My love for you is like an ear. It often gets earwax build-up.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMNDI5QzhSeGFUWEZ1U05wTVIrcHhNeVFwSE83TmYwUUpTOHJQN0NQWUNuQ3NwOFpka1RUS0pkbFE4a1UxNHpwUmpBclBSL2pYRVo0TEJkQmZTS0JmWUNOWWRyejhaMW5QcGt0OUVPOExYZzc%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(53ac22cae012772437809722aab0a376).jpg)
“Sana manhid nalang ako, para hindi kita maramdaman.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUUZJc2gwdTVxMHpwZzdkeHZVMkdDSEFXNU1Rcnc3YWwvQTFsYURHZFg3YzlFU1AxNElaeUlOQ05YdjRkUTI3QVE9PQ%3D%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(faa6d694a929a0605aa61441b06df631).jpg)
(I wish I was numb, so I won’t feel you.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMHJDUWkrcDNQVGE1V25XRXlBK2kvdzhFMWxybzZKQkdtbmhzbnpicU9HK3M1UG01c2VzY3ZoSkoyRWRvVTJ0QUVSQmx0TzJzTFcwdHprR2loemEyUUdnVUVpZmRPVEcrK2JBZkpWM1htSUY%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(4aac7875bf41d1211365752132ab475f).jpg)
“Sabing mahal kita, pero bakit may expiration date?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVUxaUHo5b0NXcGlaN1lqNlhqZElmWEdTaHNwbW9XZXRYTTlQRmgvL29mSzY2RXoxS3FKQjh3L3pUdXBTaURoZmNWRk5IL3NMVlk1bXB2UWVveDIvNDQ9/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(fece0a17b866a65e7b977d31997af9d5).jpg)
(I said I love you, but why is there an expiration date?)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMOWwxZndtdzVORUNMZXJGbVdGRkJpT1hic2MrYVpuV1pCa3AzTHgrbDF0S21GRldpRG9Cb3VQZU1oVDFGTmRHSHdsdTl0S0pxZFJ1RjR4QituTzJvSktHbTBxWWRKR2M4Y0JSQmo2ZkZlaVc%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(9eea55b327a39da6c4feb134eaf8f914).jpg)
“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang jeepney. Hindi laging nasusundo.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIc3E4U2l5eVlGanlOblZNWHRLNG51aFNmaWptcWg2YXJYS2NyYWtvRkowaDNmRHlYZW5uSzR3Qm5RUXErZVhnYVlhcHlWUmd0ejVtODMvTFY4V0FRQ3E%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(839f3d015f8652ee7160cc0c7dfad6f2).jpg)
(My love for you is like a jeepney. It’s not always reliable.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMTZMelBWOWZyaDN4VThnZ0J2OVJQbm9ONCtNdzN3d00raXQrZ3A3ekYybjliZitwNHVPRHN2RUR5Q2FHWGk4ZnpYRllVaWpPUEpNYVdaN2hZVGRCSjYvZ3hEcFJQaDJSeVFLZ29DM283MXpNVW9WNXkxam80YkxacE9RTE8wNk5RPT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(6edf3a89717d21f3276ea6099d73366e).jpg)
“Pag-ibig ko sayo, parang sipon. Sa tuwing magkakasama tayo, laging dumadami.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIdnJZenRJUUtSUUxHTnk3Smd6aUFtbDFKS3hnTERlQy8wUU94RHZPc0l2czdrNWlyOWQxSnROVkZWM0YyT3kyaEU5aWJXNktLZ3haVFlEQmNoNjJsTW1qRzJpK2VHOFdoM1FBOFBYUWRmY2h3PT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(e763035ba59167bccac9770d03b1d3d2).jpg)
(My love for you is like a cold. Every time we’re together, it keeps multiplying.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML3JXekcwSjR4SUNiMThPcGJjUW4zVlJxRDBHM2R2MDhHWk42UWZ5SmhpeUx4Q2RZcE1LbHZlcWM5S1FUOW5UVHplYUFGOVAwQjRVeG10azEzYU1aTkE9/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(5c1b2cbc63d7f3e247a1a26e6bb514cd).jpg)
“Di bale nang magmahal, wag lang mahal.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVkd5RFNlU0c5Q1FQVGdWTUFGYmNrQXMrQjhTYXlWZHd1ZmgvL05lYVNDLzBQM1RpQ2tlc0ZiS0poS1ZHSnBYTy9lOXhkdHVpZ1hvcmYrNndib0VKNm89/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(37c88afe94aacb8b804b88e2dd6c1de8).jpg)
(It’s okay to love, just don’t get hurt.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMOWwxZndtdzVORUNMZXJGbVdGRkJpT1hic2MrYVpuV1pCa3AzTHgrbDF0S3VVMEp3dVl1dnVVWjhreXNFbVVpZU1DQ1RnOE5ZdmhtM3NudFhBWU03bjJ2cTN3bk1wOFNEYW1IWmhoVlFMa2lyV1VRNnc2S1dHalRUbzhuNFNvWHR3PT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(43f5ec1fc5f461119ffceeceb8ebba28).jpg)
“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang bakya. Minsan naaamoy, minsan nasusuka.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIdlFLNStkZUEzSzM5R0Vwc081VEVqckduaCtlMVhlT1U3YWtzK1RSNmtSWWVuMXNMeG92ZzBGTjZiRDBLQXFLSXdsWDNWaXNRa01NR3ZDeHlMK2lUMlN1QU43OEZ2YkFNTGppWEFmTGhHOERLeGNYUFNyNEVBekMzVDBaQ2FINHV3PQ%3D%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(bb7732730f8467b43d6d12c7291ae5d1).jpg)
(My love for you is like a cheap slipper. It smells sometimes, it makes you want to vomit sometimes.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMHJDUWkrcDNQVGE1V25XRXlBK2kvdzhFMWxybzZKQkdtbmhzbnpicU9HK1NBaVBrbEN3S1I5SC9QQVBkdWdqanpSM1Q2SEEzTklhRlRzY1NQZ3VnSE02cm1LeTJEYm1mNlBzSVZna3BUSU8%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(f8537d9719993ed53cae1ed6024675fa).jpg)
“Sabing mahal kita, pero bakit ang bigat ng katawan mo?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVUxaUHo5b0NXcGlaN1lqNlhqZElmV3pxcW9VU0ZKQ2NmSVZnemdSeDk5TjIrTVlMRGtQTFNNT2RqRUVDdnlBa1ByQmlOSU5SNjJ0bms0dlNKZEZyNWc9/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(fe0ad83ddfe56aab2addf80adf855562).jpg)
(I said I love you, but why is your body so heavy?)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMOWwxZndtdzVORUNMZXJGbVdGRkJpT1hic2MrYVpuV1pCa3AzTHgrbDF0S2Z2Sy9NUEllZkFZV0xqN3JDajl4RmhVTTZpVlZyd3N1Q1pRQXB1YTVidDVQbUJVbm5hc3Y2c2UrMmlZcy8vbDJTcHY1VDVDcnFGK3NyZ1RzbmY3Qk5WSkJ4aklUYlI3dUZxampvWlRKQktzPQ%3D%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(8edb8e3e2d5ae2622e2f6123f74671a9).jpg)
“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang kape. Masarap lang sa umpisa, pero mahirap tanggalin sa katawan.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIc0Z2TUFPb3BHY3VOQ3g5SFJBdVVzbE82dzlPYWVueGxCb1puYVVQaUlHYWhXVStMeW1iZzh4YXZRMWQ1RTR1djZBVkxQRWJ5TCtVZzlIS0Qxb280QlJOUnlWajJsRWtucmwxRmNzT0ZxYitoUmFVcXcrRmtwdEg1cm9HS1JtbS9zPQ%3D%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(c41da42bf8a36c83193419ed9be7a6b9).jpg)
(My love for you is like coffee. It’s delicious at first, but hard to get rid of from your system.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMHJDUWkrcDNQVGE1V25XRXlBK2kvdzhFMWxybzZKQkdtbmhzbnpicU9HK0VRUUp6MDkyYkZXS3NlTXQ3a1A0TE1nQkNTcCtjYkJ6UVovVmlCb083b1Z3eis5YVhEMnR5MTFFakZoanV6NHJXVnNCcDNjdXF1MDFRVExwTHg2QWJ3PT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(d9e7df0017f5f7810cc3594bd230cf3e).jpg)
“Sabing mahal kita, pero bakit ang sarap ng pagkain sa iyong kaibigan?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVUxaUHo5b0NXcGlaN1lqNlhqZElmV3pxcW9VU0ZKQ2NmSVZnemdSeDk5TlBoZ0V1R2FpUDQyZGlPZ2lSRGo2M2YzbXR2a1gwdVZkR3ZPZnhxbmphTUVJTFl4NUtOeUhxaUtSUDZCYTFyMWo%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(88394c04409003561d0d52ed69c6cfc0).jpg)
(I said I love you, but why is your friend’s food so delicious?)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMOWwxZndtdzVORUNMZXJGbVdGRkJpT1hic2MrYVpuV1pCa3AzTHgrbDF0SzlSVzJVUmsrenhrNFBTUmxFZjJicy81YzR1bUxmOTRVaW5zTXFrNDh5eXptSVVEUEQzWjZ0amhObzVodldRcm5tRGhoZ2IwV0EwOVdwNGpOOWhMNFhnPT0%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(a0785fc3d4386618d5e3083ba6499cd6).jpg)
“Ang pag-ibig ko sayo, parang cellphone. Naglo-load lang kapag inunder 1%.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVitJbUVqK29EMUlVN21ETEpTY2dIc0h3MGJkQzlDNUpsbzlnbEQ3NllPTHBnSUlIU0M3b2x1R2pES1V6dUNHT2VuU0VTYzg1N2xEc1hMSXRkRDU5NGZMMUJMWTBVUFV5UVptN3BUVlpVYUc%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(3eb5ea5cb9ddb01d4ccf380279f44b0f).jpg)
(My love for you is like a cellphone. It only loads when it’s under 1%.)
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMzUxSGZncUYyeTdvSlc1OWlIWTA0NlpnanZDVjBmOUVNOVdUbDd0WENWTmdQclBnbzNjNktkME9vcENEN0Ezc3MraDYwY1ViKzAvUkVtYkV4c28vZktsbm0zZGVLKytBY2lhbkdGOXpIZ1g%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(d60b1bb3d715011d143a80a75353b441).jpg)
“Sabi mo mahal mo ako, pero bakit ang daming maling text messages?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUVdGejNad2szVkRONTFGcjExdU8yVnl1QnFjblZHa0JEWXNMWUhKT0RyY243Y09tdkMzSzVuSlVpaTk0R0lRdWp3c3ZDY3VVcHJkT1RQNXZMTWI4Y3pzcEVIL1VpU3Fub2hwbXFwMC9CMDQ%3D/QUOTES+ABOUT+LOVE+TAGALOG+VERSION+JOKES/(e3155c45b6583385ff1480e253008b27).jpg)
(You said you love me, but why are there so many wrong text messages?)