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“I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday.” – Jim Halpert
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“I just… I don’t get how people can be so casual about sex. Like, you love someone and then you just… Causally sleep with someone else. I don’t get it, I mean, aren’t you worried about… STDs, and, like, chafing?” – Michael Scott
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“You know what they say. ‘Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three.'” – Dwight Schrute
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“And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m lucky to have witnessed first-hand moments that people would pay good money to recreate.” – Pam Beesly
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“I love you. In a ‘let’s hold hands and skip around and maybe even make snow angels together’ kind of way.” – Michael Scott
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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
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“I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before… try.” – Jim Halpert
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“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly
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“I love inside jokes. I would love to be a part of one someday.” – Michael Scott
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“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott
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“You are everything.” – Jim Halpert QUOTES ABOUT LETTING YOUR BEST FRIEND GO
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“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
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“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” – Pam Beesly
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“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.” – Michael Scott
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“Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy. So I am forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.” – Dwight Schrute
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“And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott
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“I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.” – Dwight Schrute
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“Everything I have I owe to this job… this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.” – Jim Halpert
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“I am Schrute. Schrute is love.” – Dwight Schrute
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“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not usually the butt of the joke. I’m usually the face of the joke.” – Jim Halpert