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“I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.”
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“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says, ‘Love your enemy.'”
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“I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk. We go to parties.”
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“Friends don’t let friends drink and post on social media.”
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“Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”
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“I don’t always drink, but when I do, my friends take pictures and use them as blackmail material.”
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“Drinking with friends is like therapy but cheaper.”
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“I have mixed drinks about feelings.”
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“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
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“I told my wife I’m not drinking anymore, now I drink less, but I drink more often.”
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“My doctor said I should watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.”
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“I don’t drink anymore… Just kidding, I never did stop!”
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“The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.”
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“Drinking before coming to a decision is like shopping on an empty stomach.”
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“Drinking just to cope with life is like using yoga pants to stretch the truth. It doesn’t solve the problem.” A MOTHER IS LIKE A FLOWER QUOTE
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“Life is too short to sober up.”
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“Drinking is not a solution, unless we’re talking about math problems.”
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“Don’t drink and drive, it’s better to smoke and fly.”
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“My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.”
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“If alcohol ever forces you to question if you need another drink, I think we all know what the answer is.”
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“My friends and I have an understanding. They don’t judge me while I’m drinking, and I don’t judge them while they’re eating salad.”
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“Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”
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“I told my wife I’m not drinking anymore. Now I drink less, but I drink more often.”
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“Drinking buddies are like the limited edition version of friends.”
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“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.”
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“Alcohol: a transitional object for when you’ve outgrown your blankie but still need something fuzzy to hang on to.”
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“My friends don’t judge me. They laugh when I fall down drunk and say, ‘Bro, you can’t drink.'”
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“I love my friends because they let me be the designated drunk.”