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“If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.”
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“You’re not pretty enough to have such a terrible personality.”
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“If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.”
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“I’d love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.”
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“It’s impressive how you manage to fail at everything you attempt.”
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“You’re the reason they invented the middle finger.”
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“You’re so full of hot air, you could lead a balloon parade.”
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“If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”
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“I’d say you’re a waste of oxygen, but that would imply you’re actually worth something.”
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“Your face could make an onion cry.”
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“You’re the human equivalent of a participation trophy.”
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“The only thing lower than your IQ is your self-esteem.” HOW TO CHANGE QUOTES TO MAKE SENSE
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“I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.”
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“You bring everyone around you down to your level, and that’s no small feat.”
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“Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough brain cells to form a thought?”
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“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.”
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“I bet your parents look at each other every day and say, ‘Damn, we really screwed up’.”
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“The best part about you is still running down your dad’s leg.”
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“You have so many insecurities, it’s like the entire Gulf of Mexico oil spill contained within one person.”
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“I’d insult you, but I don’t want to give you a reason to talk to me.”
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“If I wanted a comeback, I’d scrape it off your mom’s teeth.”
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“You’re as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”
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“You’re proof that evolution can go in reverse.”