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“My Internet is so slow, it feels like I’m still waiting for the dial-up to connect.”
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“Netflix takes longer to load than the actual movie.”
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“My Internet speed is like a snail on a treadmill.”
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“Sometimes I wonder if my Internet is still loading from yesterday.”
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“I have more time to think of witty comments because my Internet is so slow.”
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“Buffering is the modern-day equivalent of waiting for a VHS tape to rewind.”
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“With my slow Internet, I feel like I’m living in the Stone Age.”
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“My Internet speed is so slow, I can actually hear the dial-up tones in my head.”
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“I could grow a beard by the time a webpage loads on my Internet.”
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“Sending an email with attachments is like waiting for a fax machine to transmit.”
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“My Internet is so slow, I’ve considered getting carrier pigeons for communication.”
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“I had time to write a novel while waiting for a 30-second video to buffer.” SHORT FUNNY WEED QUOTES
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“My slow Internet has given me the patience of a saint.”
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“My Internet is like a sloth, taking its sweet time to navigate the virtual jungle.”
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“I’ve learned to appreciate the art of staring at a loading screen thanks to my slow Internet.”
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“My Internet speed is so slow, I can make a cup of coffee during a download.”
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“I’ve mastered the art of multitasking while waiting for a webpage to load.”
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“My Internet moves at the speed of a turtle on a cross-country race.”
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“Having slow Internet is the ultimate test of one’s patience.”
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“My Internet is so slow, I’ve considered sending smoke signals instead.”
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“I wouldn’t be surprised if my Internet provider is powered by hamsters on wheels.”
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“My Internet’s slowness makes me nostalgic for the days of dial-up.”
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“I could write a symphony in the time it takes for a single YouTube video to load on my Internet.”